Ep 8: F**k Tango & Cash!

Hello, this is Sean and welcome to fuck your opinion a movie review podcast. Before we get started, please make sure to like follow subscribe, write a review of this podcast wherever you are listening right now and please be sure to follow us on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram. All those are linked in the description. Enjoy the episode. Another quick note before we get started with the episode, we recorded this episode prior to all the recent protests going on. As it relates to the movie I did want to quickly talk about it. So instead of doing that here, I started a blog for our podcast and my thoughts will be there that is linked in the description or wherever you are listening right now. Now on to the episode, Yoni How you doing? How's everything going? Well, it was it was my week was going all right. I was flying pretty high and then I watched Tango and cash Man, well brought me up. What were you expecting? Seriously? What were you expecting as well? I was expecting you to be miserable out of your mind. Now that's so sad. Yeah, well you know if you wanted me to be miserable yeah then I'm gonna ruin your life you know mission Mission accomplished. You did it this ruined my life watching this movie was the was the the most to my week I was flying high and this was the most preposterous lapse to the euphoric into the obscure and on Miss unable to be understand my I can't. My words don't even work. It's like this. It's like this movie is a sinkhole and every time I get near it, things just keep falling in. You want to know how much this film broke Yani? He texted me beforehand, and he used the incorrect version of there. Now something you have to know about. Jani is that he's big into grammar. He's big into all these highfalutin fancy words. He's all about all that shit. So for this motherfucker to use the wrong there, that's a sign that is telling, probably knocked off about 30 points on my IQ. Granted, that only brings me down to 150. But I was about to say how long do you go? It's about as low as it gets. Probably, I don't know, the only way I could have walked out of it dumber is if somebody hit me in the head with a sledgehammer while I was watching it. I'd have to be I'd have to be a total dispossession of all of my faculties to be even stupider than I am now. Cool. Well, yani, you know, why can't we just do a regular little riff beforehand. That's what I was hoping to do instead of just getting right into the movie. What I want to do what we use that we could still use that but I wanted to go Hey, Hey Sean, how you doing? And I go, Hey, Johnny, and then you give me shit about my beard, which we are going to watch. I said, wait, wait. Hey Ani, say hey, Johnny, how you doing? How you doing? How's the how's the quarantine going? Oh, you know what's going on? All right. Been working been working on the facial hair. I can see you've been doing the same. What's up with the beard? Yeah, so I got a longer beard. I said, Yeah, it doesn't work. Thank you. I appreciate it so much. You know, I'm so flattered. You said that because everyone else in my life has said that too. I go on these video chats for work this past week, what my work would do. Like in regular times, they have lunches on us. So they'd get people from different departments together to just have a little hangout talk and see how everyone's doing that kind of stuff, get to know each other. Now that we're in a quarantine world and we're all working remotely. what they decided to do was they're still going to do that but through zoom, so we We did that. And I am new to the company. I'm technically a temp. So I don't even know why I was invited to be honest with you. But I was invited. I said, hey, what the hell, let's do this and the boss of the company was on to and I was just like, Okay, I'm gonna keep my my head down, you know, for the most part, and then start talking about the wire. He's like, I don't know if I'm gonna watch it. And I had just finished the show. And so I'm like, dude, you gotta watch the wire. The wire is so good. We'll talk a little bit about it. And he circles back later on. And it's like, Shawn, I didn't really know you before the quarantine your beard. It's pretty long was that? Was that a thing before I'm like, I'm trying things out. Because it's like when you go into an office, you have more of an obligation or you know, we're all working from home. I'm like, when do I get the opportunity to you know, just not shave. So I'm just kind of seeing what I'm doing a I'm doing a well forte like Last Man on Earth. See seeing what it what it looks like and letter saying not doing that ever again. I want that one opportunity to do it. Well, the reviews are coming in for you, uh, probably just as they're probably just as good as they were for Last Man on Earth. Yeah, that's a great show. That's a great show derelict. You look like the kind of guy who would be handing me my used bowling shoes at a bowling alley. That's the that's the only way I can really describe you right now. Not quite homeless. But you look like you've given up I not in the job that I'd want. I mean, you probably couldn't get a job at a bowling alley either right now. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, there's no there's no bowling alley job. I'd be pretty lucky. I'd be pretty fortunate. It's just like, I'm still going to work. Like guys, this is essential. I'm an essential worker. I'm passing out chips at a bowling alley. I wouldn't. I don't know. I would. I would still like go into the bathroom and clean them after you handed them to me. It was you Thank you. I appreciate well, that whole thing is getting cut. Thanks a lot. Their other intro I don't know. Maybe you could find something in there too long. You're the editor you did you can cut around it. You should give me the shit. Ah god, I thought I didn't want to interrupt you. Is that what we're doing now? Do you want me to interrupt you? I don't care Bitch I'll steamroll you this whole time bitch that's all you do. All you do is steamroll me in these things. You know, I noticed I The more I listened the more I'm like, I give you an opportunity to say what you want to say. And then what ends up happening on my end is you say something you stop saying something and I say I and then you steamroll over what I'm trying to say. So it's me going like I and then you just keep on fucking talking every fucking time. Is there an apple? You see what I'm doing? What are you doing? So world's tiniest violin you know we're recording a podcast right? You know there's no video component to it. Even though we have a video the people listening maybe just maybe they can hear me rubbing my fingers together. Okay, listen, okay, listeners, this motherfucker Who doesn't? I understand technology and how podcasts work is doing a fake like little tiniest violin thing. Fun fact listeners. I actually don't listen to podcasts. I have no idea what I'm doing here. Yeah, he doesn't know what I'm pretty sure that show that shines through. Mm hmm. All right. Well, yani, in the words of this film. Let's do this. Remember? Yeah. Hello everyone and welcome to fuck your opinion, the one and only movie review podcast where my second and how do I want to put this because you're not the second best. You know how they do the second best cop. You want to be the second best podcast toast but I can't say second worst because then you're gonna say say I'm the worst. That's not true though. You're just I'm I'm just I just want to be jag crossing, but you're just you're terrible. You're a little dump and you're a piece of shit. No, let me be jack Palance I just want to be out of my mind insane. That's all I want to be as jack Palance in this movie anyways, listeners This is fuck your opinion a movie review podcast where a person named Jani and I watch movies we have very different opinions. One week one of us chooses a film next week the other one chooses the film. But because we have such differing opinions, the one that someone picks is often a film that the other one will absolutely hate, as in this case, Tango and cash. I chose hang on cash. I quite enjoyed it. Jani had opposite feelings, differing opinion. I had a differing opinion let's just let's just package it that way. It's packaged. I've packaged I put your opinion a box packages in one little tiny box Oh, Tango and cash in that box. They're close it up and they're doing the Acer insurer with that box. They're just like thrown on the ground banging it up and shipping it all the way to Alaska or some shit. Hey, how did that movie end again as Matura? Yeah, well who's the villain in that by the way? It's Sean young. Yeah, but what was what was what was the character was the character name I remember I I forgot No, I'm not asking about the name I'm asking. I know what you're getting at What's there? Well I'm just saying why bring up as fichera didn't age well, what why do you got to bring up a specific point that was relevant to our discussion, bring or not if we're talking becomes one of your movies. We're going to have to want to do it have to do that. You also didn't have to make me watch this movie. You didn't have to make me watch it. But I did die anyways, Tango and cash. So listeners we start with the chooser saying Why they pick the film? So main reason why don't you pick it Shawn, try to well yourself. Let's listen to the podcast last week Jani picked the last highway I found that I definitely was not a fan of now because the thing about last highway though is that it was specifically on the stars channel. We both had to get a seven day trial period for stars because neither of us wanted to pay for it. And we also did not want to pay for a Lost Highway. Because that's, that's the kind of film devotees we are. We just don't want to pay for shit. Or you can't rent anything right now in person and digital rental. Everyone you just digital rental. You just do Amazon's just a rip off. It's 399 that's fine. But anyways, you get like anyways, I don't I don't I don't I don't pay for a shithole movies. So anyways, we both said okay, we're going to do stars for a week and I warned him I warned this motherfucker. I said Yani. If you pick last highway, I'm going to pick the worst Film or at least my favorite film on this list that you will hate. I look through the entirety of the stars catalog and I found a film that I was already planning to do at some point but didn't realize it was on there. Hang on cash and I was so excited for it. Now I picked hang on cash for a couple reasons. chiefly, I'm a big buddy cough and as you probably have heard in the bad boys episode, I'm also a big 80s film fan. I'm probably going to pick a ton of 80s films in the future just because they are near and dear to my heart, and I know Yannis feelings are often not that. So those are two big ones. I also love Kurt Russell, and this is a film that I had. I've seen a couple times first time I honestly wasn't I didn't care for it. Second time though. This was a couple years ago. I thought it was brilliant. I was just like, Wow, this is so smart in parenting like going so far into a Action buddy cop territory that it's self referential and making fun of itself. Now, have you seen it the third time? I don't share that opinion, but and I will say it's not a good movie. Oh, what are our other films that I'm going to pick later on that you're going to just say, Oh, that's crap, this I will give you it's not good. It has a lot of issues, but this one has a lot of unintentional humor where some other things like for example, you're gonna when we get to it, because I know I'm hyping this up and you don't know what it is Doom two, when we get to that film, you're gonna be like, this is a stupidest thing I've ever seen. That is so intentionally what it is. And it's so amazing for that. Or this is a film that is very unintentionally what it is, but because of that unintentional illness is honestly really fascinating and really fun and really great. So yeah, it's not the best of films. It's not the best buddy cop film. It's not the best Kurt Russell film. It's not the best thing. Whatever you want to say, but it is I feel very representative are a good 80s buddy cop film if you want to say a lot of what the finds those films, town cash is a good kind of like blueprint of that I very much enjoy the movie even though I still feel there are a lot of issues rating wise it'd be a bit lower than I would normally give a film that I pick, but I still really enjoy it. I'd give it a 6.5 or seven out of 10 that is astonishing. Yeah. I yeah, I didn't know I thought I was watching this and I the whole time, the entire one hour and 43 minutes and 13 seconds that I had to sit through this movie, including credits. I was thinking, you know, this is Sean's kind of thing. This is Sean's a deal. This is his cup of meat. If you know what I'm Don't get me wrong. It's still my cup of tea. Like I will still pay Tango and cash over so many other films that people will say, Oh, this is a million times better. Why would you pick this it's like comfort food. It's very enjoyable. It's it's just fun. Well, like a lot of comfort food, it's not good for you. It's fatty. It's it'll make you feel bloated, and it's not good for you. And also Sylvester Stallone had something to do with it. So when you make your arguments, later Yani, but Oh, should we did this make no sense? Oh, sorry, I didn't make any sense. Oh, Sean, you want to tell me how this happened? Oh, Shawn, you want to tell me that? You know what, Melanie, I want to give you almost all those because none of them make any sense. Besides the fucking point. What actually like to hear what you thought, did it make sense so he can see, you're gonna have to lead me through by like seed by seed. I want to see how much our opinions actually overlap on this one. Okay, so yonny Plot summary Plot summary. Well, the first thing I wanted to do was just read off my Plot summary from bad boys and change Miami to LA. But then I thought, No, that'd be lazy. However, I couldn't think of a way of actually summarizing this movie. And hitting all the main points, the characters and everything that I wanted to criticize in one sentence. So I'm just gonna say it like it's like this. It's like four people. All of them deaf and blind were instructed to take turns making chocolate chip cookie dough, except they're also all high on cocaine, and none of them can agree on which recipe to use. So what you're left with is this chocolate chip cookie dough bagel donut cream fresh kind of Frankenstein's monster of a dessert, which could be worse, but it's definitely not good. That's not the plot though. I want the plot. You must What do you want the plot you want? What? Exactly character we need story. Two things happen. Tango and cash guys who wear different clothing but essentially have the exact same personality are afraid for a crime. They don't commit, they break out of jail, and then they find the guy who frame them and kill him. And that's the whole movie. That's an hour and 43 minutes. Time. That's all you've got really. Nothing else major happens. I mean, it's a ton of puns. It's so many puns, like way more puns that you need for any movie. It's just puns and one liners. I will say all my notes are almost all puns. My notes are almost exclusively quotes, which I will be reading when we get to them. Okay, well, you know, to quote the movie, let's do this. You beat me to it. I was gonna say I'm such a little speaker. Okay, cool plot. So we start on a highway in like Nevada or something on desert, a big oil truck is driving down and Tango played by Sylvester Stallone barely played by him. Now he's on unreal after we'll get to this. He's chased down the truck. They're like, Oh, he's gonna cross actually, I think there's got to be California, right? Because he's about to cross state borders. So Tango pools a crazy move he pulls in front of the truck stops takes out his gun and start shooting at it they stop fly out of the bad guys stop right before him fly out of the truck through the window Police Story style very clearly rip off from that movie. And then Tango handcuffs them The cops are searching like oh, you there's supposed to be cocaine in here. There's nothing there's nothing in this shipment. Sylvester Stallone goes as the most intelligent cop in the room as shown by his glasses and his suit. He fires a live round into the side of this oil tanker. Oh, but you're forgetting the best part. He goes Rambo's push. The coffee's goes like what do you rainbow and he's like, well, Rambo's. posi. And then two shoots oil tank. Oh, it's funny cuz Oh, I get it. No, no, no, no, no, it's funny because Sylvester Stallone was Rambo Yeah, you know I can have my money they mentioned another very other movies yeah pepperberry writing as you'll see with the Conan the Barbarian thing, which we'll talk about later. Oh, not just the Conan the Barbarian big. There's also more their Star Wars jokes and I'm pretty sure at one point when they're storming the compound you hear blaster sounds from Star Wars. Well, we'll get to it later, but we'll get to it later. We'll get to it later. That's the thing. There's always a later anyways, okay, so I love this opening scene for Tango. It might be one of my favorite scenes in the film. It really defines what the movie is right away. Yeah, probably. It's probably his worst acting right off the bat ridiculous. Oh, his acting is terrible throughout the whole thing. Well, yeah, it is. But like in this beginning scene, it's like he's reading his lines like he's never made us read a screenplay before up to that point in his career. But you know, you He had to have because he'd written multiple screenplays before 1989. So he definitely knows how to line read. Do you want to get into this right now Sylvester Stallone's performance? No, not necessarily. We're going to talk characters later. But I just want to state that at the very beginning. It's just the worst. I think some of his war scenes are is right before he goes the drug me and get set up where he's talking to his captain. A captain's like, I don't get it Tango. You're, you're rich. You're smart. What are you doing this for? And he's like, it's the action. That performance was fucking awful. And when he's being tortured in the prison, that was also terrible. I think those were the two worst. Oh, man. Can't wait to talk about that. So you've got a lot to say about that. Yeah. Anyway, finishing up this first scene. It's great. It's wonderful. It shows Tango is a he's not necessarily a crazy cop, but he is very confident in himself and caulk. sure he's very, very cocksure. And as we'll see he's kind of the if you get the by the buddy cop like one's a loose cannon ones by the books, he's more than by the books character based off of like his uptightness and stuff, but he is still kind of like a wild card in a way. If I had to describe Tango in a quick sentence is I would say Tango very much reminds me of Jani. In the sense. Tango is essentially Yani. In real life. He is smug, self assured, and an accidental parody of itself. Yeah, but I feel like I'm I feel like I can actually believe the things that I'm saying as I've saved them. That's the one difference here Yeah, moving on to the next scene. Oh, actually, no, I want to finish I want to finish this. Because what what else do you have to say? No, because then the transition so we were introduced to the bad guys jack Palance. Is it palace or pallets? No, no, no. JACK Palance The actor the bad guys name is Eva as per Rhett's, but everyone just calls him correct. Yeah, so we're introduced the bad guys led by jack Palance. Who is the best part of this film by far? And he goes, Yeah, they're driving. They're driving through the scene. First of all, I don't even know why. Why would the drug lords be anywhere near their shipment as beyond me? But then they then jack Palance got cash cash in Tango. If it's not, it's not cash. It's Tango, Tango on cash. Oh, in cash cash into Tango? Make a really good name for a movie. Oh, I have to write that down. Am I crazy? I used to write all by insane thoughts. Every single day. He's such a knight in this movie. I've never seen anyone read dozen different screenwriters. We're trying to write them. Yeah, that's what it feels. It feels like he just said fuck it. I'm gonna do my own thing. Yeah, screw it. I'm not going to be in city slickers for a while I shouldn't Tang. Tang, okay, Ash. I just keep doing that. I love Todd. It's so fun. It's hard. It's really hard. So yeah, we made him and we made a character actor James Hong playing who's kind of character he's cut totally wasted. I mean, it's not like James Hogg has had a bunch of enormous roles in his life. He was with Kurt Russell in Chinatown, not Chinatown. Sorry. Why big? He starred alongside Kurt Russell in Big Trouble in Little China a couple years prior to this Phil movie, movie. Family we fell fell. And I guess that's probably like one of his bigger roles. Would you agree with that? Yeah. But I mean, he has such an extensive filmography. You know, he does. I checked this. It's like 400 or something right. 483 titles as of now. It's frickin astounding, but Big Trouble in Little China just because we're you Are you a fan of that film? i? I don't like it picking it fairly ironically. There are things that I like about it but I would never say I hate it I would never say I hate it I think about john Carpenter actually makes a he's intentionally camp. Yeah, no, no, it's very intense. It's not intentional. This is not a very unintentional area. Now I agree with you. This is very unintentional, but big trouble in China. I love it for its intentional humor. Anyways, there it is. There it is. Key word. Good. Moving on. It's a quote I wrote. I don't remember where it is from the film, but I wrote there it is. I think that I think caches Captain says it. Oh, Captain Kangaroo. We want to talk about that man's haircut. I can't do that. The other one you're thinking tangos, Captain I'm talking about casual I'm sorry. That's right. They have different Captain so caches. forgotten about let's move on. We are next introduced to cash cash walks in his home. He's like, oh, life is Good Life as well that's not a home he has an a pocket cat cash goes to his apartment everything is swell everything's good and then a hitman breaks through his mirror start shooting at him Hitman runs away cash chases after him Hitman gets into a car so cash is like you know I'm just gonna jack this guy's car and literally demolish this parking garage and destroy hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of property and interrupt this couples lovemaking scene to in order to get this guy and it's it's it's almost as it's like he was run intentionally running into the cars you know he's like oh, I can just I really like smashing cars let me just you know it was the amount of damage was insane we also do we want to talk about okay in the next scene there's not a lot to say about this. He catches the guy catches the guy man he catches the guy i can i i want i want to add a wall No, I find cashes gun Riddick. Yeah, because he's got Just a regular pistol and like a huge laser pointer on top of it. That's just it's just gigantic and clumsy. I don't know how he carries it around. It's to juxtapose tangos snub nose revolver, that's why it's ridiculous but anyways in the next scene starts off with with cash taken off his shirt and it turns out okay, he survived the gunshots because he had a bulletproof vest on the shirt cost me $9 in the previous scene, you can see Kurt Russell's bountiful bosom bouncing around inside of his shirt while he's running through the garage, which means he definitely wasn't wearing one during during production while they were shooting that scene. So what you're saying there like that's the other thing there are no bullet holes that assured either I went back and I checked, there are no bullet holes in Kurt Russell's shirt in the garage. I like how you had to go back to double check to make sure it's bouncing right now. He's not as toned as Sylvester Stallone. I like how there are breasts in that. You go back to watch it. You're like, you know, let me skip over that bit whatever show now watch you know that if I wanted if I wanted to see more Kurt Russell, I go to another scene, another gratuitous scene where you see a lot of somebody that you really don't need to see anyways, so somebody should have gotten fired moving on. Oh, a lot of people got fired off of this film. Did you? Did you read the Oh yeah. Read. Three directors got fired. Anyways, moving on is this not even intentional jokes is something I find funny. When Kurt Russell gets off the elevator to his police precinct. He takes off his shirt takes off his vest and someone is holding a pizza box. He just takes the pieces like pizza got to have some pizza. What was it? no exact line as well. Whoa, pizza. He grabs the pizza. I thought that was hilarious because it was just why is that there? First of all, There's no reason why wouldn't eat pizza Tango would jump all over that pizza by Kashi look at the pizza cash definitely would that's the difference this subtleties in their characters are really starting to share. Here's the thing here's here's what I'm trying to argue there's a Sylvester Stallone cinematic universe because I own the DVD of Tango and cash and it's in it's an asset it's you know, like the Walmart target where they have a set of like two movies or a couple so it come with Cobra, I'm betting that Ks Cobra paired with Cobra, and it's one of my favorite bits about Cobra is when Cobra goes back to his apartment opens up his fridge. There's literally nothing in it except one slice of pizza. Just like he takes out a box and it's like one slice of pizza and it says like production design. What are you doing? Why it's just one slice. It's just It's so weird. It's not like that. It's impossible. It's just like that's a weird choice to make. remembered something. Yes, I wanted to go back to the paret seed where we're introduced to untangle caches. chango. Well, he starts that scene off by saying that he can't kill Tango and cash. just outright he can't just have them assassinated and James Hong's like Oh, why, why can't we do that? And jack pallets is like, oh, I'll explain it. He takes out a box with two rats. And by the end of the season, he hasn't explained anything at all. Even though he said he will. He never has a great reason like is he doesn't have any good reason to not kill them. So the movie could happen. go to jail, not get killed bear and then escape and then come kill him in the compound. Yeah, we'll get to that. Oh, there's a lot going on there. Anyways, Jani Forget it. What now? How do you say the captain says Forget it. He says a weird I don't remember how it says I specifically wrote for dash Get it? Oh, get it. And then cash interrogates his Hitman in that bathroom through very extensive just cruel torture by places a chair on his throat and sits on it. It's not great. Not very, uh, you know, heroin. I don't remember if he says something very Zena phobic at the scene, but he definitely does later. Yeah, he does some bad stuff but well, relations with with China weren't as good as they are. Well, we're five months ago it was the 80s there was very much like yo pro America pro white people. Well, it's interesting because like the later on one it's more so pro America because the guy is English Australian or something. And they have no idea. I couldn't pin down that accent at all. Here's the thing he says like Crikey. And one of the scenes he says something that's very clearly implying Australia, but then later they say he's English, so I don't know why he was. I think it's just like unintentional a super unintentional ignorance on Cut Kurt Russell's characters part that was actually Kurt Russell's and the screenwriters. I have no idea. They just don't like anyone who's not American. This is like fuck that. Anyways, the most important line in this scene that I think we have to bring up, especially because of these times that we are living in cash says to the Hitman, don't forget to wash your hands. So I think that's something I want to I want to impart on all you folks. All you listeners, please, you can't hear it, but I'm snapping in agreement, please. Oh, UK listeners. Don't forget to wash your hands. Because if you forgot to wash your hands and you shake someone's hands, boom, they can get Khurana as you don't know. Just wash your hands, save a life and if you're going to have a Mexican beer go with Modelo. Thanks. But don't cash in the words of Captain Forget it. So they get framed. Oh, no, no, no, you forgot you forgot. Then there is the small there's a small scene with Tango in his cap. Then captains just like Tango I don't get why you do this. You're so good. You're so smart. You got all the money. I don't get it and tangos like haha well you see I do it for the action I enjoy the action and then they're one of my favorite lines I forgot the setup line by the captain by Tango says one of the best lines in the movie. Is that a proposal just like that? Do you remember that? Yeah, no, no, no, you're not lying. That's how he that's how he says is that a proposal almost verbatim. Luton fall Yeah. What What I love about Sylvester Stallone performance so much is that I just feel like he's trying so hard, but failing so bad and it doesn't understand what I think one of the directors got fired in the middle of him saying that line and then they brought in the new guy who just started going a different direction. That's the only explanation I could think of what I think is and kind of going off of what I was talking about earlier. Why I still enjoy it whilst noticing all its flaws. If you look at it like in a sense of like Cobra or it's, it's a Sylvester Stallone vanity project, and he just is this so overbearing and over controlling on this film. I'm not saying he was or wasn't. But Sean Sean, he fired Barry sonnenfeld because he didn't like your slight edge. Yeah, you're right. But anyways, yeah, so it's just like I find that so funny. So, for me, my take on this is Sylvester Stallone. He was trying to almost play against his character type. You know how like comedians or just non serious actors will be like, Okay, I'm going to do my role my Oscar worthy role. My big thing that just shows I'm a real actor. Sylvester Stallone tried to do that but in a buddy cop movie, and it just did not work. This is nice. Look, I have a sense of humor. Don't worry about it. Guys. I'm serious. I can do this. I can I can act. I don't have to be my dad. Guy all the time I can be a smart guy to see I can be smart. I'm putting on the glasses. Don't you see? I'm smart. Now. The glasses are there. Yeah, really? So So Sloan's performance is just he speaks a little higher pitch. He's a little hoity toity, and he just says something really fast, but there's not really any emotion in it. It's just like, is that a proposal there was a lot of things are just Sylvester Stallone kind of dictated something that I'm assuming one of the fire directors went sly. I don't know if that's really gonna work. I don't know if that's the thing. And then he said, Well, you're fired. I'm just gonna fucking do it. That's the whole what I'll bring up a big one that I've noticed, but we'll talk about that later. One of the notes and go going off of what you're talking about jack Palance. All he really doing is chewing the scenery and saying batshit crazy things to his fellow drug dealers. And one of the things he says in his constant complaining about Tango and cash is Cash cost me $60 million Tango cost me more. Again it's going off of the like, oh cash has got to be good but tank has got to be just a little bit better just a little bit better. It can't like Kurt Russell beat Sylvester Stallone. It's and I just love that it's like ambiguous more that like they're you and it's just like he just cost me more. I don't have an exact number audit can't pull that out of my butt right now. But I guarantee you, it just reads like I imagined Sylvester Stallone was you know, behind the camera, jack Palance said the line something like cash cost me $50 million. Tango also cost me $50 million. Sylvester Stallone says Chi Chi Okay, no, we can't have that. You're gonna say Tango cost me more. How much? How much more? Just more? Oh no. So but so much more amount. It's Ohio, not just say more. Okay, you're doing a great job. You're doing great. Can we just get to the part where they're afraid so we can start talking about everything that happens in the brain. And we're getting to the fight. So jack Palance comes up with a amazing plan just the smartest plan I've ever seen a bad guy doing a film where he frames these two cops for murder Jani you want to talk a little bit about it. So he, he frames them for murder. He gets a ballistics expert and an audio expert to fake evidence that proves that Tango and cash took money like made a drug deal or something. I don't even remember exactly what it was that was hard to follow. But the upshot of it is that they kill the guy and the guy that they supposedly killed had a wire and at some point, the British guy or the Canadian guy or the Australian guy, not maybe from any any one of the anywhere, any one of the Empire's properties he could be from. He gives the tape the fake tape, the doctor tape, the tape that isn't real. What's another synonym for not real or doctored gives the doctored tape to one of the cops that I guess is under parets influence and there's a montage of the ballistics expert and the audio expert who's played by I think Mr. Noodles from Elmos world but I don't know for sure because I didn't look it up but it looks a lot like him rest in peace. And every time somebody is providing some sort of testimony Tango and cash have some sort of smart alec response to it talking about how they're going to murder this guy. Yeah, now he's pretty excessive, too. This is not the exact line was like, I'm gonna I'm gonna pull this steamroller up as asked or some shit. It's like really gratuitous and there are people around them that can hear them. They're not even saying it in hushed tones, like the lawyers could definitely hear them. They're not ambiguous about it at all. Not at all. And so that ends Tango gives what's supposed to I guess what the audience is supposed to be an eloquent speech once they decided to accept a plea bargain. He says go cops, you know, he says go cops. And then Kurt Russell's just like, man, screw this and the whole room just a rough. Oh, no. Now he says, and this is after Salone give a quote unquote eloquent speech. It sounds like it's not very good at all since the movie acts like it is it's a movie doing its absolute best. Yeah. And then cash says, this fucking sucks. And then thunderous applause. Yeah, everyone's crazy about it. They're going nuts. You know, there are people hanging from the rack rafters. There's an orgy that breaks out in the middle of the room. Like it's just insane. Not really. But so they go to jail. They go to jail, and they're supposed to be going to what minimum security but when they arrive, they're taken to definitely not minimum security. And I think the third shot of them in the prison is just both of them Stark nude walking into the showers and it's a it's a it's a On the sticks, cameras not moving and it's a shot that just really lingers on their backsides on Russell's and Stallone's backsides. And I don't know why. I don't know who that shot was for industry you young if the producers think if the producers actually think that there is a single woman in those theater seats than they must be more insane. The jack Palance Yeah, no, it's definitely like, oh, okay, you guys did this. You put that in there. That's a lot of but you know, yes. Sly looks like he's in a lot better shape than Kurt Russell. They're in the shower. There's a Prison Rape joke. Actually, I think there's like more there. I think there's more than one Prison Rape joke. Yeah. While they're in the showers and then they, they're taken to their cells. And my favorite line in the whole movie is as they're walking in, they're being put into general population, which cops apparently aren't supposed to be put into. Makes sense. There's somehow in there if you know the people putting them in there know that they're cops. I'm sure they'll Warden knows that they're going in there and knows that they're cops so it kind of just it's mind boggling to the viewer how that scenario ever was actually put into play. So one of the people they pass I'm pretty sure I mean correct me if I'm wrong, but that was that was Mr. T right? Mr. T was shouting at them from one of the cells now. I don't think it looks exactly like Mr. T like clubber Lang Mr. T. I did not notice it. Maybe not didn't stand out to me. But the second guy you see a shot he's shouting at them from behind his jail is his jail door and he says to quote, pay cash. I'm going to put brown sugar in your ass. Yeah, and I really don't know what that's supposed to be. I mean, I'm assuming it's a youth and it euphemism brown sugar is supposed to represent his his genitalia. But the whole time I was thinking, Okay, is it is it really a punishment to make Kurt Russell do a handstand, cast his cheeks apart and then insert four tablespoons of dark brown sugar into his anus is that Punishment I don't know if that's really a punishment it just seems like a very weird image maybe that's what was in my mind who knows well well listeners this cell wants to I don't I don't want to do it but if someone to explain to Jani what he meant by brown sugar listeners Feel free to comment on that so yeah so Conan yeah they go to their cells there's a code in the Barbarian joke haha money take movie take my money.