Ep 13: F**k Rowdy Rathore!

Hello, this is Sean and welcome to fuck your opinion a movie review podcast. Before we get started, please make sure to like follow subscribe, write a review of this podcast wherever you are listening right now and please be sure to follow us on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram. All those are linked in the description. Enjoy the episode. So Jani, how you doing this week? Well, you know I'm doing doing all right, Sean. Last week, you had mentioned that we're going to a doctor's appointment for your prostate because we're prostate buddies. So I need to check in on you. Oh, I know how you doing? How's your prostate? How you feeling? Well, on Monday, I had a procedure done that the doctor and I'm going to paraphrase here a little bit said that he quote wouldn't give to somebody five years younger because of the psychological trauma of it. It was an endoscopy. I had a tube, thin tube, maybe about five millimeters in diameter. Now not as thick as it could have been approximately five millimeters thick and maybe 18 inches to two feet long. shoved up my urethra. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. pushed up my urethra, past my prostate and into my bladder, which they filled with water, and then requested that that I empty. So pee. Yeah, he gave he gave me 20 minutes to prepare for this. Psychologically, I'm really jealous. How would your life you know, I would still I would still prefer it to the other thing that happened for my diagnosis. I would take I would do that 10 times before the other thing in a row. The other thing? The other thing that will they'll want that. How else do you diagnose the thing that we have Shawn? What's the one thing making the finger up your ass? Yeah. You're saying that sticking? Wait. You're saying the sticking the finger of your ass is worse than this? Yes. So much worse. I use the process. It's it's the process. It's everything that comes after it. It's First of all, yeah, it's uncomfortable. The it's just there's like a little tease to pass that. Once everything is complete. What happens is the doctor just like backs off looking at you like you're this disgusting animal as he peels his glove off and tosses it casually into the wastebasket and in the same motion picks up a box of thin tissues and shoves them at your chest and tells you to clean yourself off. And then you have to do it. You have to do it in the room with this man or woman. I don't know. Maybe I'm assuming most urologists for men are male. Then you have to know I had one female urologist she was so she gave me a big bill though. So I said No, thank you. But you just you have to clean everything off with like 20 tissues, you have to pull 20 tissues out just to make sure there's no, you can't have 20 tissues, something like that. It's a handful. And then afterwards, you see that there were wipes on the counter. They could have given you wipes but they gave you the tissues, not toilet paper, like tissues Kleenex, that kind of thing you blow your nose with Yeah, no, I know. I find that fascinating that that is what you think is far worse, because I'm not I'm not gonna lie and say, oh, man, that's super fun. I can't wait for Doctor whoever to again stick their finger up my ass. But I've had multiple doctors I've had like four or five year ologists. I've had two regular doctors all do it. So I'm just like, at this point. I'm just so used to it when I have to go my up. Like, take your pants down. Like, okay, I know where this is headed. I'm like, do we have to do this? Because I know what this is. And they're like, well, we just got to follow procedure. I got to figure it out. I got to know that hurt. I'm like, yeah, that's what I fuckin told you her. Why did you not even hurt the last time? It hurt the time before that in the three times before? Why do you think it's not gonna hurt now? Yeah. Yeah, I would take the endoscopy over that. And honestly, I'm surprised you haven't gotten one yet. None of my doctors recommended it. I mean, I guess I should, but it's like, it's fascinating that you tell me that that's the worst part. Again, like I can't know we can't really know each other's level of pains and everything. But let me tell you kidney stones, just in general having kidney stones, a million times worse than that. I mean, folks, if you had kidney stones, you know how bad it is. I mean, both times I've had kidney stones. It's literally me on the ground like dragging myself to the restroom because I can't stand up and then like wailing around the toilet and dry heaving. Like it's like every other time actual vomit comes out and you're in so much pain that trying to do that that like vibe. is like almost releasing that pain for like half a second that it's and that's it lasts for hours. It's the worst. There's nothing I've had in my life that even compares to kidney stones. Yeah, you know, I'd rather take that I'd rather take that finger up my ass. It's not about the pain. It's about the comfort. It's about what I am comfortable with. I am not comfortable with that. Listen, it the doc said to me, because again, I've had proselytized for about two years, as a doc said to me, You know what, if I stick my finger all the way up your ass right now, and I leave it there for 10 minutes, you're going to be cured. And that's actually what it was going to happen. I'd say you stick that bad boy right up there. I'll take it. You're a stronger man than I Yeah, I know. I wouldn't be stronger than you. However, I would rather take suppositories over all the giant horse pills I'm taking right now. I will Yeah. Johnny, what do you what do you on right now? What do we got? Oh, gosh. I'm on a cocktail of superflex in tamsulosin. flomax as you refer to it, cocktail whiskey right now. I have already I had I did mine earlier on in the day I had a couple pina coladas and in Austin East Eastsiders, which is available. It's I don't know if it's available nationally, but it's it's where I'm living at now. And I'm happy about that big fan of the ciders. Blood Orange, great drink. And lastly, to top off that cocktail of prescriptions, I've got a steroid dose pack methyl prednisolone, which prevents me from sleeping and also weakens the ligaments in every single one of my joints, causing me to feel like a very achy Gumby. Oh, man. Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't have to have to deal with that. I just had the flomax. It's not the flomax is a pain. it's manageable. It's livable, but it's not ideal. But that's also like flomax is more of a long term kind of thing. I think then some of the other ones you're on the other ones you're on are kind of more temporary. We're flomax is like every time I talk to my doctor, I'm like hey, can I stop using it? Like some people use it for the rest of their lives? And I'm just like, why are you fucking kidding me? I don't want to be on this thing that has to my life does not die. I mean, it helps but it's definitely not ideal. My dad's on it. Apparently my dad dad's. He's 32 years older than me and we're taking the same drug. Oh my god, you share? Do you share prescription bottles at night? We get a family we get a family discount. But like here's the thing with flomax, you got to take it before you go to bed or else it like really messes with you. So do you guys like just pop the pill like clink your glasses together and like swallow your pills right before you go to bed and then tag each other and Well, yeah, actually, it's interesting. I live at my own place. But for every night I drive a couple hours to see my my dad, my parents. And then we have our whole routine. We dress each other we put on our night gowns and our little sleeper caps, our Victorian night gowns, and then we brush our teeth and our twin sinks gargle simultaneously. We each take a pill from our flomax bottles and place it in the other other one smells and then we go off to our separate twin beds and sleep adjacent. Separate twin beds, separate twin beds in the same like it's kind of like a burden Ernie situation mom has her own room. I honestly think you guys should be in bunk beds. I guess the question just is who's top and who's bottom? My dad, I'd say my dad's more of a more of a. I'm more of a bottom man myself. But it's not because I like being on the bottom. And it's not because I prefer my father on the top. It's just that I like being able to slip out there without any fuss. So I get this right. If your father would have preferred the bottom, you'd say fuck off all man. I'm taking it. I just want to read the room. I want to get it right. Yeah, yeah, I would have said no, no, you're gonna I'm going to be the bottom and you're going to be the top dad. And that's how it's going to be no, come on. Let's get this thing started. I got work in the morning. That's how the conversation would go. Okay, well, great to know that about your family dynamic listeners, I'm sure now you're tired of listening about the disgusting prostate Bros. Pasta Bros. As I said before, even though that's a terrible term. I don't have anything better. If you have any suggestions, please let us know. But I'm also editing a couple episodes behind so by the time I get any feedback, we're probably gonna re figured out Okay, let's get in this episode. Hello and welcome to fuck your opinion a movie review podcast where my co hosts Jani and I review movies. Hi, yeah, how you doing? Hi Jani. Thank you. Every time it's my thing I interrupt. I'm yeah, that's his thing. He specifically interrupts Oh, you know, I want to tell you Jani. I've been watching. I've been watching Avatar The Last Airbender and I realized something I realized I'm asaka and you know who you are. You're that like really fine. One who's like Zuko sisters. Favorite Really? Really? Really? Kylie. It was really good to be timely. Absolutely not. Not what do I get to be sue everyone? anyone listening? Here's what I was gonna say was I kind of evolved in my thinking. So you were Zuko season one at first and I had to specify season one because you don't get the redemption arc. You're not a redeem person. You're You're the jackass in the beginning. Then I realized I want to redemption because you're a piece of shit. Then I realized you're azula because again, and I cannot stress this enough. You're a piece of shit. But then, but then azula as the crazy sister a Zulu. Zulu is not there's not there's not one zula of many. It's just her name is azula she's not a you know, the the indefinite article a god why Allah that her name starts with an A What the fuck are you taught? anyway? Like the Spanish word for blue with an A at the end? a zoo? Okay, so not answering my question. What What's the question? Is it Spanish word for blue? hyphen, a as well? As as zula. Yes or no? I don't know. Look it up, bro. Did I completely derail your train of thought yet? No. Because I know why. I'm still fucking going. Damn it. So my roommate are watching. And then we decided Oh, let's do Legend of Korra. And I know not everyone's watched Legend of Korra as much as Last Airbender, but you know who you are. You're a tarrlok. I don't know if you've watched Legend of Korra tarrlok. When is this is Haldane. He's this political figure in season one who like my comparison from last week, he's very smart, but he's also a dick. And everyone hates him. And he's annoying and he's always planning he's always scheming, but at the end of the day, everyone's like, Man, that guy's a piece of shit. That's who you are. Jani. You're the side character that everyone forgot about in the spin off series that everyone hates kids is a piece of shit. And I'm Sokka you know my favorite game of thrones characters? It's a little finger Yeah, you are a little finger. You're You're definitely a little finger. Who am I? Who am I? Who am I a Game of Thrones. You know, that guy who attempts to rape Brienne of tarth No, you're that guy? No, I'm not the guy. Hey, you cut off Jamie Lannister his hand but you still that guy that guys know I am absolutely not that guy. I'm like upon your 100 figure. You're like the same height? I'm about the same build No, no podrick podrick is very successful with the ladies. You are not podrick Okay, that's the difference between us but just personality Well, I don't I'm not I'm sure there's a better character that defines me but I'm definitely not that motherfucker. I'm definitely not him. I'm definitely not who I am so listeners please provide Photoshop pictures of Sean on space no attached to that would be rapists of brands of Tara listener. just random darts. Just remember this motherfucker said he's like little finger and he said it with a point of pride. Like Yeah, I'm little finger. What the fuck is wrong with you? At least I made it to the last season second to last season. Yeah, no. I like your you're you're no it's not a maybe it's a season for you. I can be a lot of other people. No, you are that one guy and nothing else. tyrian is from New Jersey. I can be readily you're readily berthiot give me all the worst ones. All right. Are they just they don't matter at all bases? Yeah. Right. And literally, see, when I had that reaction to Renly I literally forgot who you're talking about. I thought I thought you were talking about the guy who ended up playing iron fist. I'm like, wait, no, that's not who he is. Oh, wait, that's roughly that's how unimportant Renly is. I forgot who he was. All right. Well, listeners like I said this is fuck your opinion. A movie review podcast where Jani and I trade off picking movies. One week, one of us will pick a movie that we love that we extensively think that the other one will absolutely hate and vice versa. Always a fun time. If you're a longtime listener a long time. I think this is the 13th episode. So long time I'm being you've listened to 13 episodes by now you know that I do a yogi green tea leaf quote for the episode my Yogi green tea quote today is this life is a gift. Take that how you will you know the life is a gift. You know your life is a gift, bro. Just like your prostate, it's a gift. Next time I stick my finger up you're asking me to say there's a gift. Did you think about that before you said it? No. Anyways, the movie that we watched this week was one of my choosing. It was a Hindi language Bollywood film called Rowdy Rathore from I think 2012 The reason why I chose this film partly what I mentioned last week was that it's a Bollywood film that so ludicrous and out there and insane that I know Yani would absolutely hate on my end, why I he's nodding his head nodding. I'm nodding vehemently. Why I really love this movie is because of how insane it is. It's really balls to the wall. It's from it takes all these shots. It doesn't hit all of them. There's plenty of misses for sure. But it's such a blast. It's so much fun from beginning to end. Akshay Kumar really does a good job in the director of Prabhu Deva between this film and wanted with some onchain WHAT I LOVE WITH HIS directing and editing is this like he's not afraid to just do crazy asinine shit, that almost makes no sense. It's like a music video. But it's even nuttier. I mean, like, you just wouldn't see it in anything else. It's like all these little things that they do that are just crazy and awesome and cool. So I love the directing. I love the performances. I love con artist stories in general. And this is one that I felt was done pretty well, also with Hindi language films, that kind of tough cop, which we'll talk about a little bit later. But that kind of tough cop genre, I also really enjoy. So to have both of those in the same movie and have some really fun action, as well as some of my favorite songs and musical numbers. It just as a whole, I really enjoyed this tapestry. This yarn is writing as soon as I say tapestry I really love though I've been writing for two minutes. Yeah, I really loved this piece of shit tapestry, then I'm sure you want to call it. If I had to describe this as a tapestry. I'd call it. I don't know, I would just say it's something that you look at on the surface and go like, what the fuck am I looking at. But there's something awesome and amazing and exhilarating about it. That is why I chose the film. If I had to give it a rating, I'd give it a 7.6 it's by no means a perfect film to use a quote often used by my co host. As plenty of flaws. Don't get me wrong that I know we will get into. And I not I will acknowledge most of them. But going back to what I was saying earlier is a lot of times those flaws there's one in particular that I know is a huge issue that I know not Yon is gonna bring up that I will willingly admit is a huge issue. There's another one storywise that is an issue and I will not defend it. Yeah, I will not defend it. But there are on that hill show. Now I want there there are plenty hills I won't die on but there are ones like for example, in the middle of the movie, there's one character who's given this inspirational speech. And then there's like a close up, cut to another close up zooming in cut to another close up shaking cut through another close out of like just the same guy. Like it's just the close. It's like you don't see that. It was so love it. I love it. It's crazy, and it's great. So that is part of the audacious beauty of this tapestry that I absolutely love Yani moving on Yani. Give me that plot description. Give me that Plot summary. Hit me with your best shot is, here it is. I actually I didn't come up with it until you started talking, which I think is actually the best way for me to come up with my summaries. Just hearing that. You use the word asinine a little bit earlier, just hearing the asinine bullshit that you spout when describing your movies. It feels to me it fuels all the rage in my creativity. So here's here's what I got. What I wrote in the last five minutes while you were giving us that spiel. Probably Deva takes a con artists film a new sheriff in town Western a mistaken identities movie and a series of the more demented timog, Eric sketches, loads them all the catapult flings them out a wall and sees what sticks and almost none of it does. I would agree with all that except the very end. I think you'll want to know what actually sticks what Actually sticks is the new sheriff in town part. It's the 30 minute flashback to Vic ROM rat whores new sheriff in town subplot before he is almost killed and then goes on the run. That's the only part of this movie that 30 maybe it's 40 minutes. I apologize. Sorry. It's 40 minutes. He's a shit. And that's it. That's the only part of this movie that works. I would also throw in some Looney Tunes. Yeah, you know, actually, I was thinking about that all the sound effects the Looney Tunes sound effects just thrown in randomly, not consistently. I mean, they're usually they're typically associated with this one lackey of rowdy rat or I don't even know this man's it's is it pre Shiva. Okay, so that is his name. Yeah, it's it's the lackey of Shiva whose name I don't remember either. There was a look at our Paris's 2g it's impossible to keep track of. But every time he's on screen, you're hearing like, you know, that giant elongated saw wiggle or somebody play in with a sponge in a straw. It's just ridiculous. So listeners, you know our structure. I want to change it up a little bit today. So what I'm gonna do first is do a very quick summary of the film. That way you just have a basic idea and understanding of the structure of what we're talking about. And then what we're going to do is get into our three favorite and three least favorite scenes campioni fans, feel free to tune out for the next three minutes. Thank you. We start off with a con artist, Shiva played by Akshay Kumar, he's doing his stick with his fellow con artist going around town stealing gold stealing all this stuff. One day, he comes across a kind of like big chest. And this is his last score, quote, unquote. So he teamed up to his buddy steals his chest. Turns out, there's a little girl inside that they didn't realize this little girl starts calling her daddy, he's confused. He's like, I don't have a kid. I don't know her. He tries to get rid of her. But this cop who's kind of like following the situations like I'm going to check up on you. I want to make sure that Yeah, you say she's your daughter. I'm going to make sure to confirm that though. He keeps doing that we learn over the course of time. And as they're growing, and they're kind of relationship we learned that her father is actually the identical double to this guy. His name is Vikram rockdoor. He is a badass cop in a small town who lays down the law. They're both in Mumbai, kind of at the same time, same place, the gang that's going after Vikram sees Shiva is like, Oh, it's the same guy. Let's go after him a lot of circumstances and Sue at one point in the middle, they're going after Shiva and the little girl they're about to get killed. Essentially, Vikram jumps in kicks all their asses kills a bunch of them. It's crazy. We learn the whole back story about where it came from, again, this small town how he was laying down the law going against this gang, yada yada Vikram dies after sustaining a terrible injury. So it's up to Shiva to essentially impersonate him in order to save the town from the gang. And he does so so that's the story. Jani. Let's get into this. You want to start with the three favorite of the three least favorite scenes? Oh, wow. Um, you know what? Let's give this whatever props we can beforehand. Yeah, I want you to enjoy what little what little time you have left here. What a gentleman you are like, why am I upstanding? I am a generous God. Because I am an atheist. That means I don't believe as a matter. You've seen 300 MCs. I don't die in 300. I'm still around. I don't understand why you keep comparing yourself terrible people. And you're like, you think that's a positive? Yeah, the worst part. I'm great guy, too. That's the other thing. I'm Greek and this guy was Persian. He's kind of like, it's kind of like King George. You know, he's the King George of the whole issue. Kind of kind of going against your people, right? Kind of saying hey, hey, hey, fellow Greeks. Y'all can fuck off. I'm team Xerxes baby. Yeah, I'm like that I'm like that really deformed guy who was not be accepted to fight with the Spartans, so I i limped off to the Persian came out though. Look, all Um, oh, I'm getting I'm kidding. Got my little shield that I made myself. Oh my god. Okay, let's just fucking get into this. So, you think about this movie. Shawn. What do I like? I felt like I talked a lot. Do you have anything you liked about this movie? First of all, I hated so the it's weird to Hey, just by the way, even though I've set I'm gonna start this off by talking about how much I hated this one character. This will eventually culminate in me describing something that I like. But a backhanded compliment that I hated the son of the what what would you say was the boss? Yeah the gang leader the mobster whatever his name is. Robert cheese. Bob Bob to chop chop Bob ci Bob ci Bob. Bob cheese son now not ci g j by G G. RG, the son of Bob g does this whole thing after retar rat tour, storms their compounds and attacks him really kicks him in the genitals hard or something like that he hit I think he hits him with a chair leg and the son Bob cheese son goes insane or pretends to go insane. And he's just really the guy who's playing him is really hammered it up. It's just so unbearable. Everybody in this movies reached the zenith of the movie and then it just started declining from there as soon as the sun whose name I have no idea. Yeah, son. As soon as he started doing that, it was like Oh, damn it. This thing's starting to suck again. But there's a scene where they're at this party being thrown by the mob boss, the local mob boss and the son is he's doing this like really crazy thing. He's chasing people around. He's got another policeman's belt. He forced this policeman there to undress and give him his belt. He's got this belt wrapped around his neck and he's chasing the crumb rat whore up this promontory. I don't know really like what it what it's doing there. But he like chases him up there do when he's like crazy nutjob thing running in circles like he's an airplane like, you know, an anime girl. And then he accidentally slips on some bullet casings that rat or drops on the ground and somehow manages to hang himself on a tree. I thought okay, you know, that's interesting. At least he died, he died in a very horrific way. It was satisfying to see it happen. So that's one yeah. And we have to while you're talking about your next one, I'm gonna have to think about my next two. Because I have no idea what they're going to be if you don't need it. Listen, if you don't have two other compliments, we don't have to do to other compliments. I'll just do my to find a way to do it. I'm going to find a way okay, but I will say going off that scene one thing I want to say real quick as that sounds brutal, it is really brutal. And I'll talk about that later, but also this guy is such a fucking piece of shit in this movie. He is such scum and love life. You absolutely hate him. So it sounds brutal, but he's a piece of shit. Yeah, to comment. Yeah, like Eonni It is sad. Whoa. Anyways, all right, I Well, I don't Well, I don't have it in my favorite scenes. I would just want to really quickly say since we're on it the dance number for this scene and the song associated with it The song is an I apologize if I get it wrong oz Ray proton prior a fantastic song One of my favorite Hindi language bollywood songs that I listen to pretty regularly and the musical dance number itself is really spectacular and really well choreographed. That's all I'll say on that when my talk on a later but the first scene that I want to talk about that I really enjoyed is she was introduction so the con artists introduction we start with him we don't know who he is, but he's dressed in a police uniform and he's chasing a quote unquote criminal through the street they go into a house and he points his gun at said criminal the criminal finds whatever hostage show whoever owns the place Put the knife their neck and I need to stress this is all very goofy Looney Tunes comical he does this says oh, you better surrender cop or I'm gonna do something what we learn and find out is that they're con artists together This is a ruse they're doing the guy she was not actually a cop he's just pretending to be so they could essentially let his partner the thief in this scenario steal the goods from the people and make off with it like bandits it's really silly how they do it. There's one part in particular where they're literally on a motorcycle, the Shiva as the COP is on the guys back. Well, I think the his partner is kind of like in front of the motorcycle. It's absolutely ridiculous and absurd, and I think does such a great job at setting the tone of the film. Also, I really find it interesting on a rewatch how it foreshadows him pretending to be a cop later on. And it's just it's added a lot of life and it's really fun and silly in Riddick. It also leads into an account gripping this as a whole the first musical dance number chinta Tata chin Tata i don't know if i getting that right chin that that should attach that that. It goes like that. It's a really freakin fun song. It's a really great dance number and some really funny cameos. Yeah, I just pour for some more shows. Yeah. For one shot. I love it. And then you I want to shout there. Well, you didn't know this. But the director of the film is also a actor and a dance choreographer in his own right. He shows up in the scene too. And also a big time Tamil Actor vj shows us the guys who just like pop up out of nowhere, people make a big deal of them, and then they start dancing with it. Yeah. And it's so pointless. It's like such a self referential joke. You would only know it if you're aware. So obviously, Jani is not going to get the joke. And it's worked for him for me, knowing that it's just like, what the fuck just happened? This is great. I love it. It's, it gives me a lot of joy. So that's the first thing I really love. Jani. Next thing you liked. I just want to say that thing that you described. It's like imagine, I was going to say, well, it's kind of like the whole Brad Pitt and Deadpool two thing. But imagine it's more like this. Imagine it's Deadpool. But Brad Pitt was just one of the background extras he walked into frame was recognizable for half a second and then left and had nothing to do with the rest of the movie. Well, no, you're not. That's what you're describing. No. It's like if Brad Pitt. It's low, complicated. Brad Pitt would have to do something that's semi interesting. I mean, no, you'd have Brad Pitt in the movie. Yeah. It's like, Who's I trying to think of a better because vj does a little dance. So I'm trying to think what it would have to be if like Brad Pitt walked into the scene. And then someone said, Hey, Brad, Kitt, Brad Pitt. Give me a look. Give me a smolder. And then he just turned winked at the camera and walked off if it had to be something so inconsequential as that, but still, like a little bit of like, Oh, that was neat. That was cool. Like it's not pure background. No, no, no, no, here's what it's like. It's like that episode of Lizzie McGuire where Aaron Carter shows up just to sing his new song his new hit song or maybe it's a cover of Santa Claus is coming to town. I don't remember what it was. I just remembered that wasn't an episode. He was in one scene had nothing to do with the episode and kind of just left at the end. I think maybe Hillary Duff kissed him. That's it. It's it's equivalent to an episode of Lizzie McGuire that leads into my second thing Yeah, cool. What's your second thing which actually as I was thinking about it and hearing you say this that was that opening scene that bit between the two of them that con that they were pulling on multiple people in the city that was actually relatively funny when when you realize what they're doing I appreciated it had an okay reveal a lot of issues with the way it was being shot. The lighting in the room kind of look like the Seinfeld the the Seinfeld show in the show Seinfeld, Jerry. There you go. It kind of look like the intentionally horrible lighting in Jerry in the show Seinfeld, but that's actually just kind of what the lighting consistently looks throughout the rest of the movie. Yeah, no, the lighting said I agree that it's funny. And it's it starts off at a high and it's all downhill from there. It's kind of no it's like a roller coaster it like it dips very steeply down. it slightly rises, and then it dips down again. And it never returned. Like splat at the same height. Yeah, it's like, Yeah, no, it's like, it's like that Schlitterbahn ride in, I think Missouri where that kid got decapitated. It can't even give it slash mountain. Oh my god, no Splash Mountain is above this. So what's your second one? Okay, now that I've agreed with you on one point. So my second one kind of what we were talking about earlier and I think this is something you also liked about the movie was the Vikram La Torre flashback but particularly when he first gets introduced and he's kind of the new sheriff in town and kicks ass because we established earlier that all the other police officers in town are too afraid of Bob ci and the goons to do anything so when as soon as Vic ROM comes in and hears that he's like, absolutely the fuck not. And just schools all of them. He just kicks all their asses. And it's really satisfying because at this point, we've established how shitty these guys are. And it has really great action in it too. Very well choreographed. It's absolutely absurd how he just punches people and they go flying and it's ridiculous, but I think it definitely has the best action of the film and I yeah, I really enjoyed this scene. No man, you finished very quickly. I didn't have a chance to pick a number three. You're just gonna say I agree and then move on. No, no, no, no, no, no, I gotta do better than that. But this is your to this. That was my two. No, that was my two I bought number three. Now. I thought we're doing three, three and three. I started it off. I said I started off with the with Bob. Bob G's RBG Yes, Bob. Bob g the Son of God. To do this again with the Noni Nana Nani Nani Nani bodge bhaji bachi, Yoko. Java, just look at the word doc. I wrote. It says it and it's Nisar. He's played Bochy, Bochy, okay Bob g with a p bop, bop, bop, bop bop bop bop bop bop bop. What are we talking about? Are we doing a podcast right now? I can't. Okay, this is all good stalling for me to come up with a third thing, but I don't have anything. Okay, cool. I just gotta go. I'll just continue. You don't have to give a third thing if you don't want How about this? Here's my third thing when the crumb rat tour first shows up or shows up for the second time and first starts wailing on the all those baddies, who had been trailing Shiva. I thought okay, you know, this is all little hammy with the slow motion. And the time stretch in some cases, in some places every shot, slow motion shot. It's a little Yeah, a little hard to watch. And the VFX is just atrocious. Like, you can see the keying on the flames of the explosions and some points and atrocious and the best way I really learned I really am cautious in the they were trying their best. And they just it was not enough that when he jumps, I don't know. 60 feet down, sit he drops 60 feet on the top of an unfinished building and slashes a guy with a I don't even know what the name of this tool is. It's like a like a saw blade attached to a pole, which she he rips out. Like he lives out of the metal frame before he jumps down. You set a part of the metal frame by the way. I don't know any idea why it might as it makes no sense. I'm not gonna disagree. That doesn't make any sense. But you know what, because it makes no sense. I think it's brilliant. And I love it. That was the start of the segment of this movie that I kind of liked everything up to it. I was so either tepid towards or just rueful of that when he finally showed up and started doing something interesting. I was like, Okay, so this is the guy we like, I hope he takes over the narrative. And then we never turn to this other guy and his ham fisted romance with this woman whose name I can't remember either. Seriously by an hour into the into the movie. I could not remember the lady's name. Her name is pero pero pero. Play by Sonakshi Pablo, Pyro within our row Pyro par. Let me write that down. It's a Word doc that you're also in. Just go to the word dog. I see you're in it. It's at the bottom there and highlighted in blue Jose function at the end of the OHROP ar Oh, this movie subtitle How did you know? He says it several times. How did you not know his Pyro? There were so many people. Thank you so many characters. No, I didn't. I'm sorry. What's your number three. Okay. sighs I just want to end up with what you're saying. It's funny that like you like the character, we literally get introduced this character. We have a 40 minute flashback to establish who he is. And then when we flash forward, he immediately dies dies. And it's it's one it's one of those things where when I first watched the movie, I was really frustrated by it because I'm like, are you I cuz I'm like Jani I preferred Shiva story. So the beginning and end Oh, you have to have a 40 minute flashback in the middle of the fucking movie. But watching again, knowing it was gonna happen. I actually really enjoyed it this time and i thought was pretty good. But the last scene that I wanted to highlight that was one of my favorites was when Shiva really dawns the Vikram wa Torre police personality but does things in his own way. So the gangsters he pretends to be virkon rock tour to the gangsters they all expect a certain strategy to the guy because vicara tour was a very confident very confrontational confrontation. Yeah, he's like, I'm playing by my own book, you know, no nonsense kind of character where Shiva is all nonsense. There's a quote that so Vikram raw Torah says I always do what I say say Several times Shiva asked that he says I always do what I say. And I definitely do what I don't say that kind of confuses the characters a bit. But what it really means is because he's a con artist is always going to be tricking them. So there's a great scene where he's actually, you know, performing one of his cons where he tells the gangsters. Hey, tomorrow at noon, I want to go to one of your warehouses and we're going to have it out. It's kind of silly that they don't just, you know, go at him there, but it's fine. No, no, but okay, Bob, Bob ci says, okay, cool, brings his entire gang to the warehouse and is ready. He's like, I'm gonna kick raw tours ass. He gets a call at noon because rat tours running late. He's like, what he too afraid to face me. And then Shiva as raw tours like, Oh, you know, I was gonna come but on my way, I found your other warehouse and I blew it the fuck up. Thanks, guys. And we have a great shot of Akshay Kumar walking away from the warehouse as it blows up behind him. It's super fake, but super great. Anyways, Bob G. And the gangsters are like, Oh, fuck me and hightail it all the way to the other warehouse. As they go unbeknown to them. Behind the corner, Shiva and all the other people on his side are ready and steal all. So this warehouse is full of grain and supplies and food. They steal everything, while Bochy and his entire gangs that the other word warehouse that's burning. When they get there, she would call them Baggins, like Hey, hey, so we're actually here at your other warehouse, and we're stealing all your grain. so tough shit. Bob ci comes back and it is about to confront Shiva is about to have it out and I forgot the exact confrontation but then Shiva ducks the ground. Everyone's like, What the fuck is going on? warehouse blows up to guys get thrown back. And then Shiva has his great walk again, this makes literally no sense. But that's why I love it so much where he's walking away like a badass pointing at cars. And as he points out the cars, they just blow up in slow motion. We've never established that, you know, he put ain't like see for any like, it may I don't know how he did it. But you know why? It's so fucking cool and so much fun to just watch him be clever and funny, and kind of work around these guys. So yeah, that's my third favorite scene. No, I really liked how the the light produced by the explosions on the cars did not in any way affect his character as he was walking either in front of it, or behind it. Oh, yeah. Now, the effects in this movie are crap. And it's not intentional, though. I mean, listen, indian films Don't come close to the quality of American films in terms of VFX I mean, you can't really dispute that, but it's almost like when you watch an 80s movie, and you know, the effects aren't always the greatest but it's almost charming in spite of that, so I I honestly enjoyed it. I the subpar effects did not take away they almost endeared me to it. It's almost like when you watch a spaghetti western and the lips don't always sink up. There is often issues with it. But it's almost like a trope of the thing. It's a nightmare trope. It's almost like part of what the thing is as a whole that it just works for me. I enjoy it. You definitely didn't set timers on those. It makes no sense. I don't know how I did it. Just points Adam. Yeah, his point. And he ran at the explosion By the way, he runs at the duck stout and then a bunch of guys come to him. And they're blown back and he's totally unfazed. When he's prone, which Okay, maybe he would take a little less damage but there's still the what's that wave the wave that comes off of shock What's the name of it? But there's still the shock wave there's still the shock wave that blows all the he would still hit him it would still blow him back affect him he would be disoriented. Yeah, now Chad, like again. The reason why I picked this movie is because things like that Don't fucking matter. They just don't and he's just so bad ass walking away. And it knows it knows how ludicrous it is and that's why I love this movie it's just again it knows how absurd how ridiculous I mean he's kicking guys constantly and they go fly in the air as if Captain America kicked out you know like a superhuman kick them but he's just a regular guy. He's on special about them. But yeah, now he doesn't make any sense but it's crazy and really fun. It just it's just kind of my issue is that it's just kind of jammed mindlessly in there. You know there's there's really is it parroting something? Is it satirizing something? Or is it just goofy for goofiness sake? I think it's just goofy for being goofy. I think it's being ridiculous. And over the top for being ridiculous and over the top, I think if a movie is aware of that, if it knows what it's doing in that regard, then it can work. I'm not gonna say it's a masterpiece, like say Big Trouble in Little China, where it's doing. It's really silly and ridiculous, but it's doing all these other things. It's definitely not that self aware and that sense, but it is aware of how ludicrous it is and how ridiculous it is. And instead of going away from it, embraces it and vows it up till 11 you know, we all have that really obnoxious friend in our youths is fully aware of how obnoxious he is and is almost obnoxious in spite of everyone around him or her just so they can rob you of your sense of mind. Or no, sorry, David, well, we shouldn't be fucking sorry. Just so they can rob you of your tranquility or peace of mind. That's kind of what this movies is like. It's like that obnoxious, like 12 year old friend you had who you don't talk to anymore and was just obstreperous for the sake of frustrating the people around him. He didn't have a point to doing it sounds like you were that guy if we're going to use a word like obstreperous what's that word mean? Show? I have no idea. And that's the point. Okay, so I think after we each do the three things that we like the most, we talk about the three things we hate, is that what comes next? Yeah, so what do you hate the most? Well, are we are we going in descending or a ascending order? You pick whatever you like the least you know what price you pick. I'm going to leave the the worst most deserving of hatred moment in this film for the very last we're gonna work our way up to it. Okay, Sean. Yeah. Okay. And just listen to learning, as I was saying that the latter thing I wholeheartedly agree with them. But so let's just make it I don't know if it's your number one. Also, it could be it's not my number one, but yeah, maybe maybe it's your number two, and then we'll it'll lead me into my number one afterwards. We'll see about it. Okay, so what's your number? What's your first one? My first one. I would have to say, I would have to say and listeners you I cut it, but you only said I have to say and then went on like a minute thought like just not saying anything like yes. Oh, really? Thank you so much. There's so much to pick apart. Like I have I have this. You know, you have a bushel it's like a bushel of apples of freshly picked apples, right, right smack in the beginning of harvest season. And they all look so scrumptious. And you have to decide which three look the tastiest. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to do. Right? Do you want to start us off? No. I mean, you have I'm going to have my list in front of you. So you can pick our thing. Go? No, I'm No, go ahead. No, no, no, I don't have to start. You can pick anything. But I'm saying you have my list in front of you. As to what are my big three, you can pick other three, or we can go off of that. Okay, all right. Well, I think actually to be able to end with my rant about no one seen that we need to discuss, you would have to start off anyway. So maybe you start off. So let's rewind, say okay, you know, Shawn, we had those three things come up. We like that we do the three things we hate. Yeah. Shawn? Yeah. What was the first thing you hated the least of the three things that you might hate? I don't know. Go What's one thing you hate? Listen, the thing I'm gonna say hate the least out of my list is there's this one scene and I'm gonna segue into like another hating point after this, but because this one is so minor, there's a scene in that Vic Round Rock tour flashback where the gangsters are attacking him in the middle of a celebration in the middle of town. And then this little boy who is dressed up as a cop and impersonating him, because he's so inspired by the crumb gets stuck in a rock. Like I don't know how he just ran into a rock or whatever, and get stuck for some reason. And then a car somehow gets loose and is rolling towards him. And it's just just so Vikram matar can save him. But it's just like, buddy, how did you get stuck? Why is this happening right now? This is really unnecessary. So that bothered me but that says a small thing. The main kind of like this is partly one scene but really throughout the whole movie, I have an issue with pireaus character played by Synopsys Sienna, the actress Sonakshi is freaking great. Just not in this movie. I really love her and a lot of other things, but and this new It's because I don't know if it's her Debut Movie or one of our early movies, but it's a really thankless part. And what makes it really bad is not it shows no characteristics. She has no characteristics she's poorly written. But I think even worse than anything else earlier in the movie after I talked about that scene, I really love being introduced to Shiva. He then meets Paro in order to gain her love and affection quote, unquote. So she goes out with him. He essentially gaslights her, he says, you'll think about me like after she rejects him, he's like, Oh, no, I want to keep on coming. you'll ever think about me for the next day? That means you love me, which a that does not mean that you love him be what he does is pretend to be people throughout her day, and then kind of like swap out. And this really ludicrous way that you know, it's making her question her sanity I why love Connors movies, Ed, it's a very seedy and gross way of doing that. And that combined with again, the fact that her character is so poorly realized. And as such the there's no character to her and she's a dope and she just goes along with the story that needs to be it's really frustrating for the movie as a whole but for her to because again, she's a really great actress. I've seen her in a lot of better roles. So it's probably the thing that at least one of the things that annoys me the most about this movie, but yeah, Jani. I'd like to go off that. I agree totally with Paro. You heard me interject. I don't really see any reason why Shiva fell for her for any reason other than the fact that she had nice hips, because that's constantly they return to just the camera just returns to a shot of her hips. And she's pointing at it and it's very nice. It's very well shaped Good job now, actress whose name Sean mentioned several times Senaki, that is not a basis for love. It's not a basis for any sort of emotional attachment. It's basal. That's it. It's a very physical, very basic, kind of animalistic form of physical attraction and nothing else. Yeah, it's and so the fact that this these characters talk about loving themselves, the fact that she almost like wants to introduce she she at one point comes to introduce her parents to him, this guy that she's seen maybe a handful of times, and then they leave like really disappointed because he's got this girl who thinks that he's her father, and then he doesn't explain it. It's just it doesn't Yeah, no, it was terrible. It's It's very, it's very under realized. And it kind of makes me feel like the first 40 minutes of this movie. Were a complete waste of time, because I got no development, no character development. I didn't see a relationship blossom. I didn't learn more about these people's backstories about anything about parros history. I know she has parents. Basically. That's it. That's all you get out of her. That's not my number three though. That's just an agreement. My number three is the fact. So you were talking about Vikram saving this kid who by the way, it's just his shoe, his foot is caught under a rock. He probably could have just slipped the dang thing out if he got at the right angle, but he doesn't the movie needed to happen. Or this next part needed to happen which is the crumb stops a car gets the kid out of the rock and the lackey whose name I don't know. I don't even know if they use his name. He's just the big guy. He's just the big guy. He's Bluto you know and he's you know, Raiders of Lost Ark when it's the big mechanic guy in the plane fight scene. He's that guy. He's that Yeah, just imagine an Indian version of that. Who keeps his tank top on? Yeah, so he has this 18th century pistol for some reason also, that he's firing off he shoots it once we don't see a reload it by the way, in the time between the first time he fires and the next time he fires it, but that's a whole different problem. The issue here is that he fires it it he misses maybe Vic ROMs head but the bullet rebounds off the surface it hits he goes into Vic ROM skull, it ricochets and we're led to believe that Vic ROM is dead and he's dragged across town, presumably I don't know exactly how far he's dragged. And then he's hung up on some sort of with a system of pulleys in front of this whole crowd and Bob Bob Gee, pop Gee, Bob cheese just like this is your hero. He's dead. Long live Bob ci and that's the age of Bob ci. Everybody will bow down before me not exactly and nobody bothered to check his pulse until they pulled him down. Not a single person bothered to confirm that this guy was dead between the time when he was shot once by the way, only once the job wasn't complete. Finished by this like just muscle bound giant of a man. Yeah, you would think that plug multiple bullets they can finish the job bash his head in with a rock with one of the giant rocks immediately to this guy clearly hasn't seen Zombieland he doesn't know the rule doubletap you know, like, bam, bam, no, but it's just like, come on if you're going to go through all the trouble of stringing this guy up in the city center to make an example of him, you're not going to make sure that he's dead or decapitate him quarter him just something to really seal the deal. It's just stupid. It's just stupid. And yeah, that's it happened. So the movie could happen. So the plot could continue and Vikram could come back and his daughter could be dumped off on the guy who looks exactly like him. And then he could die immediately after this flashback is over. It was irritating. I don't disagree, but it didn't irritate it didn't bother me like it bothered you. I agree. It was ludicrous. It was stupid. The bad guys are real dumb. It's it's not an excuse that the movie can just say, Oh, the guys are dumb. I mean, you would think that they would have the common sense. telcos check their work. But it doesn't bother me. It Yeah, it bothers me. I know. It's all worked out about it. I know I have to come down from this while you're describing your number two, which is so my number two most hated seen. And this is not necessarily seen, but just like a generality of the movie is that as much as I enjoy police action movies, I enjoy kind of that feeling of justice when the badass cops take down the criminal and given punishment that we feel that they deserve at the same time, and particularly in regards to recent events and everything that's going on, but police brutality and like I did feel this at the time when I originally watched the movie, but particularly now when I'm rewatching it there's a lot of fucking police brutality. And even though these guys are motherfuckers and pieces of shit, you can't really defend scenes where they so near the end, Shiva takes these guys in and puts them in a cell, and then the police just wail at them with sticks, just like complete police brutality, complete abuse. Again, these guys are pieces of shit, but it's just really disgusting and disturbing. It doesn't feel satisfying, in a sense, as opposed to say the earlier scene that I was talking about that I really liked where Vic ROM is rescuing this one, you know, she's saving her from being raped or in the middle of the movie where Vikram is saving Shiva and his daughter from being killed scenes where the character is trying to protect themselves or protect other people. Those are far more redeemable than just beating the guys and this is something that is definitely an issue with these movies in general at times like there's a movie sing home that I really like where sing home at the end just fucking kills the bad guy and American movie the bad guy usually would have it you know, we talked about this and a little bit and bad boys. Where will smith come like he's not worth the bullet and then Will Smith kind of stops and then the bad guy gives you an excuse for you to kill him. So it's some sort of some sort of act of self defense. I'm not justifying that movie but at least in American films, we just don't straight up fucking kill guys and we don't straight up fucking like, again, we don't like this is police brutality times 10. And it gets really sometimes it's enjoyable to watch again what and self defense and protecting people but I know I'm just dancing around the point, but it's just like, yeah, and that and that jail scene or kind of the scene that you talked about earlier, where the son hangs himself accidentally because he's drunk and he's an idiot. Yeah, there is some gratification in that he's a piece of shit. He deserved to go in the eyes of the movie. At the same time. It's disturbing to watch a guy fucking get hanged and choked out like that. And it's in front of his father at that you see the father grieving over the body? Yeah, yeah. I just like seeing that I hated that character. Just wanted him to go still like that. It's just yeah, it's it's complicated. It's complicated. Like for me, like with these feelings, because these kind of action movies these cop movies, particularly because I love buddy cop movies, too. It's really something we're trying to reconcile my feelings with this where you want that sense of justice. But it's like you got to also keep in mind, this is a movie. It's not real life. It's not just because I might support the character in the scene doesn't mean I support this kind of behavior in real life. This is not You know, it's not, I mean, this movie is absolutely fucking ridiculous. It's not a reflection of that, but it's something where like I was rewatching a Dirty Harry movie recently magnet force. And that's something where I was like, I couldn't I only got halfway through it, but I'm like, Harry, you're a little too much. I don't know if I can be on your side anymore. So yeah, it's, I think that's definitely one of the main flaws of this fail. Number two, what is my number two? Yeah, probably the scene immediately after the first scene where rowdy rat Hoare. Actually what is this name Shiva Rivas. She's a made up last name. What is his last name? I don't think we're told what his last name is. Well, he is rowdy rat Hoare at the end of the movie. It's rowdy rat whore. I'm calling route him rowdy rat whore at the beginning too. Okay, so the rat horror that is rowdy at the beginning con erstwhile just Shiva. No rat whore. Yeah. Upon completion of this opening con, he's splitting up the funds between himself and his Lackey. And he essentially through a series of quick talking and some a little bit of ledger domain, manages to trick his lackey out of his entire share everything that he did all you know, all of the all all of the oh my gosh, why am I blanking on this word? Sorry, hold on. Stop. All all of the risks that he took alongside Shiva, everything else that he did, he risked his own safety, he risk being caught by the police and rowdy rat whore or Shiva takes all of his money. And the movie wants you to think that it's funny that that it's okay. Somehow, I think actually, at the end of the scene, it winds up that the guy owes him money. He like owes him 750 rupees or is it 7500 rupees? I don't remember but it was just it was it's, you know, a flip of the coin. It's one you start out great. And then it's an immediate media that obstruction. Yeah, I would not could not get over it. And at one point he's like he says, oh, we'll give 15,000 to to Krishna or something. Like even like throws spirituality into it. He keeps that money too. Well, you guys say what he does? So he says 15 like how much money for Krishna. He throws it up in the air. And obviously Krishna actually in the take it he makes sure it lands near him. He's like, oh, Krishna, you want me to have this money? Well, thank you. And then he pockets. Am I supposed to like this guy? Why? What am I supposed to think about him? Am I am I supposed to enjoy seeing him do anything on screen? I didn't find that scene as deplorable as you did. Because the thing is, that's right before he meets an oxy. Pyro so everything with pero Yeah, that stuff is shitty. The stuff with his buddy right here. I agree that there are problems with their relationship with that. I think when we were saying before, this has some very Looney Tunes. He kind of elements this scene in particular has that this feels like something out of like Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd. Yeah, it's like a Saturday. occurrence kind of thing. Elmer Fudd stands no chance against bugs, buddy. Yeah, it's a bit silly. It's a bit comical. I don't think it's the strongest moment I don't think it makes his character irredeemable. I don't think it makes his character a complete ass all at the same time. I don't think doesn't make him completely irredeemable or a complete asshole. No, it doesn't. But it doesn't doesn't offer you any argument to contradict the fact and the thing about the movie is you don't really get a lot else of that you get him immediately after this gaslighting his romantic interest. No one redemptive quality he has is that he somehow overcomes this lifelong hatred of children to embrace this little girl and bring him into his home almost as if the movie required him to do it. There's some sort of magic some some movie magic that in about a 20 minute sorry, not 20 minute timeframe in about a 32nd montage about six hours in real time causes him to go from all out deploring children to be head over heels in love with this little girl. Yeah. Oh, it's not subtle, but I mean, no, it's expecting subtlety then I don't know what the Italia but if no one genuine relationship if the one genuine relationship that your protagonist has is one that's just shoehorned in there. What do you want? What do you what do you expect from me? You expect your your viewer to be attached to him. I was attached to having sort of emotional interaction I was I was attached to him but comically I wasn't attached to him dramatically at that makes sense. I enjoyed his antics, but if he got shot and we had to care about him dramatically, I probably wouldn't give a single shit. I just enjoyed him being silly and funny and yeah, I'll give you that like the movie. The movie doesn't have like a lot of depth in that department in any department to go off of what you're saying with a little girl. He very quickly changes his relationship from like literally trying to get rid of her which is really shitty to Oh man, I'm gonna take you on I want to care about you and cherish you really quickly but then the final 30 minutes in the movie. I think she maybe appears in the final shot and that's it. She's almost not at all she's mysteriously abducted without us ever seeing it. Oh, yeah, yeah, she's brought to his office or his apartment. Living quote. I don't know where exactly he and Pyro and this little girl are but you hear in one scene at the end of it Bob ci up G is it for the love of fucking god Bob ci it's on the Google Doc that's in front of your fucking face. Bob ci with a p I've said it a million I thought can be a p j i here's the thing at the end of that scene, it's like the second to last scene Bob G is like, abducted everyone cut to not everyone has been abducted these two people, the Pyro and the little girl are just plopped down on a blanket in a ravine and we have no idea how it happened. We don't see any of it. They've been abducted. That's everyone these two people I don't know maybe he used the Hindi word for everyone that also means everyone that's directly applicable to this situation. If you've seen the professional not seen I'm gonna do Gary the Gary Oldman or they're like get me everyone and then like everyone everywhere and then he goes on like that. That he doesn't do that but that's what we do love that movie. I love that movie. love it to death I think it's a great movie but it's complicated. I it's it but also a lot of places that American action action films are not willing to go it explores a lot but we also have to be very specific right now the actual i think is director's cut right. The director's cut goes a lot it delves a lot deeper in the US cut is awful. It it takes out the subplot that's very dicey, but vital to the film vital and beautiful. And it's delicacy it's it handles it so delicately. And very weirdly for Luke basalt Bressan. It's Luke Hassan, isn't it? Keep doing this and Luke bussan. Yeah, Luke besought. I want to pick valaria. Next. So what's your number one most hated part of this movie shot? Well, here's the thing I haven't been going in order. I mean, the most hated things are the ones that I've been talking about. But I know you just want to talk about your most hated scene, which you haven't gotten to your third one yet, though. shot? Well, I kind of skipped over it because it was the boy in the rock. That was my most hated scene. My third most. But yeah, yeah, let's just talk about the scene that we both agree is let's talk horrendous as terrorists talk about the horrendous and irredeemable Yeah, scene. And I want to, you can't even argue about socially, culturally, I don't care what part of the world you're, you're okay, it's not okay. And here's the thing. When I first saw this movie, I rented it on iTunes, and iTunes, the American system has PG, PG, 13, etc, etc. This movie was either I think it was like not rated or something. And it didn't explicitly say that this scene was in there. There's no reference to it and a rating description on Netflix. And it's just like, this is a big thing that you should either acknowledge or cut out because it has nothing that it's not important and just disgusting. You know, it's in the first 10 minutes. Let's go. Hey, so this is what happens rowdy ret Hor, erstwhile Shiva. He's in his apartment that he shares with his Lackey. And he's what eating breakfast getting ready for breakfast. I don't know the impact of the moment that follows is just so it emanates so much that it kind of erases everything around it. But there are these boys out a dozen boys in the street playing cricket. Maybe they're street waves. Maybe they're homeless. You know, maybe they come from an orphanage, who knows they're not particularly well dressed. They look a little under fed and while they're playing cricket, one of them takes a whack at the ball and wanting to know it. The ball breaks right through ratty restore chivos window and Shiva he's he's just so upset. He He takes a moment, takes a deep breath calms down, goes to the door, swings it open and shouts out. Hey, who wants breakfast or something of the like, Do you remember that? Shawn? I don't remember that specific moment, but I remember what happens after. Oh, you remember what happens after so these dozen young boys all run into his apartment expecting to be fed and he closes the door. I thought it was less that is like hey, you want your ball back pieces of shit. I thought it was more about that. Oh, no, no, no, he offers them breakfast he offers them something in return. Get them all in there. So they all stream into this apartment stomachs rumbling eyes for with desires of eggs and ham and who knows what else the door closes. And you know what happens darndest thing the next time the door opens, all of them run screaming out of the apartment Stark, naked and you see their genitals and these are 10 year old boys 810 nine year old boys all naked and the movie just shows it all to you. You see their their underdeveloped genitals their skinny little but just running terrified outside of this man's apartment. And it raises a lot of questions. It raises a lot of questions more than this movie can either answer or even begin to address. Like for instance, the logistics of it. First of all, are you telling me? Boy, thanks, bye. No, it doesn't care about logistics, but you should care about this sort of thing. I'm going to go on a rant here. Okay, well can't wait. Don't interrupt me. First of all, are you going to tell me that he wrestled each one of those little boys to the ground individually to strip off their clothing? Because there are a dozen next there are so many of them. I mean, I get that they were probably under fed and desperate for any form of nourishment they might procure within his walls, street waves playing cricket as they were. But after the first kid was stripped down so that his bare immature genitals were exposed, as again, you later see on screen did one or a few of them really not consider it might be a good idea to band together and attempt to stop this man from disobeying them any further. Did they really deserve this form of embarrassment By the way, and possibly sexual abuse because we never know exactly how long they were locked in this older man's apartment being stripped down just for breaking one of his windows. And lastly, that burst out of this guy's apartment in a line into an active Street. Now I don't know if it's culturally or socially acceptable in that region of India to publicly humiliate or undress young boys. But I'm willing to bet most parents and even if some of these kids are orphans, they surely do. Some of them have some form of Guardian would be pretty upset to hear this grown man inappropriately touched so many of them, even if not the guardians, what about just a random onlooker? Why would someone not report this guy? Or does he have some sort of criminal influence on his neighborhood that would prevent any witnesses from recounting this event to the cops? I just I feel like the rest of the movie should be about the parents tracking this man down for the humiliation. Their children suffered at his hands. He's a shame to moustached men everywhere. I think I look I know. I'm taking the point a little far. But here's my point. It's a weird joke. It's a weird joke. Yeah, that's not even funny. And it brings my attention to a screeching halt. Because it's in the first 10 minutes. And it's so discomforting and upsetting and has no single negative repercussion. Yeah, it's a Joe, that is literally a second long. It goes by so quickly, and it's so unnecessary. And it's just, I mean, it's disgusting. It's just why would you have this in a film? I mean, this is I don't know where this is inappropriate, no matter where you are. I mean, yeah. Oh, it's I think the fact that this is in the film is a major issue, even though it has no bearing on anything else. It's still a major issue. It should not be in a movie. I mean, not. It's not the same and I don't want to kind of like right now talk about, you know, like indian films in a negative way in general. But like, sometimes there are moments where I'm watching these where I'll go like, Oh my god, this is a really shitty thing you just did. So yeah, no, there's no defending that joke. So we watch it on Netflix. I don't understand why Netflix didn't just crop it or something. I mean, that is not just make it and it's not making a million times better. I don't get me wrong. You're right. the logistics of it. It should the whole chain should just be fucking cut. It's the start of their parents. There were parents involved in filming that they were like, No, it's okay. Let my young boy just run in front of a camera for his genitals to be seen for however long this movie is kept into circulation. They signed off on something I assume they got paid. Someone got paid to put their young boy on screen naked. Yeah, no, it's, it's again, I can't defend that it's terrible. It's disgusting is that it shouldn't have been done and why they even thought of that it's child abuse as child pornography, it's not good. It's like dive in not at a certain age. At a certain age. There's there's like a cut off, you know, babies can be naked on screen. You know, you can make an argument for it against it. At the end of the day. It's not really terribly all that offensive because their babies at the absolute oldest, I don't know, I don't even want to set an age on it. Yeah, is probably shut up in different countries. I know that I've seen tarkowski film where the kids were on at a beach and they were like seven or eight years old, and there was a little girl who was topless, but she was still wearing a pair of bottoms. And that's also because it was the 60s and the mano Keeney kind of style is a lot more popular in European countries. They're a little less conservative when it comes to breast there. Okay, that's one thing that's not genitals. genitals are so different. I thought it well yes. But it's also the scene is done to shame the boys. You know, it's a shame the boys and it has nothing to do with the story Exactly. Like there's no significant with it. It's it's, it's a trivial joke, that chest mean spirited, and rude and offensive. I don't know, this is an argument from the director as to why he would have justified doing this. But I don't think it's a valid argument. But the argument I can that I can think of was like, well, the character starts off child hating and it starts off as a piece of shit. But then he grows to be a better guy. So you forgive that? No, there is a certain line of being pieces of shit that I think you can start from. So it's like him calling his friend out of money. I think that is not great. But I think that's fine. This is something that doesn't make me lose the movie because again, is such a small fucking thing. It's also really unacceptable. Like it should not be there. Yeah, it lost it lost. It lost me very early on. So again, this is this happens in maybe the first 10 minutes. Maybe it's like minute 16. Now that I think about it, because I might have written it down in my notes somewhere. I got a lot of pages of notes for this one too. Okay. Well, I feel like we've made the point about that one. So let's move on to leave the kids out of it. Yeah, the kids out Yeah. Okay, Jani. So let's move on two characters. And let's talk about the main three characters of the film. So we got Akshay Kumar as Shiva slash via groundwater. Then we got Pyro play by snoc Sheena. And then we got Bob ci played by Nisar. So Akshay Kumar thoughts Akshay Kumar as both his or both his roles Okay, so as Shiva, Shiva and Vikram and as rowdy Rei tour, and Vikram Brach Hoare, he no he did. Rowdy rat whore did this really silly thing where when he would dance, he would just like wag his tongue around like a dog, and I didn't like it. And they both had mustaches the whole time. I was thinking, wow, this guy's kind of just he looks like an Indian Freddie Mercury, you know, I can see that. It's hard to say okay, because this movie was very obviously dubbed heavily in parts of how they did. I don't know, if you told me this. That's just how they that standard practice and Indian in Bollywood in Indian cinema, like don't record audio on site. I don't know if it is done as much anymore apply now by definitely around the time that this film is shot. And previously, yeah, they do dub pretty much everything after the fact. So as far as the actual lines that you hear and how they're performed, the fact that sometimes they don't really sync up with what you're seeing on screen does have this slightly disorienting effect. And I think kind of causes performances, scenes, you know, entire scene sometimes, but on a line to line basis does cause some lines to lose their impact. Yeah, it's always a little bit difficult for me, especially in when we're talking about bollywood, and the goofier bollywood movies where there's so that just this this all the goofier bollywood movies you've seen, of all the goofy ones, I'm sure I'm gonna watch because of you. But the handful of ones I've seen, when they're such definitely I've seen a handful. When there's such a dearth of gravity, it's so hard to see to gauge how well these characters are acting, or just to gauge how well these actors are performing the roles of their characters. It's hard. I can't really say why there I can't really speak for I mean, it's just yeah, keep going. Sorry. Sorry. Do you want Sorry? Is it okay? Yeah, no no no no no no no go okay. I was just gonna say it's seen sureys 101 you know hamming it up all the way you can. It's absurd. It's ridiculous. Super melodramatic. So if you think that the actor is Yeah, they're intentionally going for that I think actually did a really good job. I don't think it's his best performance. I also don't think it's as worse. Akshay is an actor who is really interesting where I really like him. But at the same time, well, to quote the movie, he's stopped Shahrukh Khan, he's no he's not very silver. He's not Riddick and he's not third guy whose name I can't remember. But then he says, What about alcohol D, which is a character he plays which is again another inside joke that I enjoy it. But anyways, Akshay is an interesting character I and Indian listeners, you can correct me if I'm wrong, but I kind of see him kind of like Dwayne The Rock Johnson in the sense of he's not he doesn't have the most range, but he kind of does that, like heroic actually lead are kinda like not necessarily always actually but kind of like heroic role model with a kind of tinge of goofiness almost every role and like the rock, he just does a ton of fucking movies. They're not always that great. Some are pretty good. Some are not Homer. Now, he definitely doesn't bat homers, but yeah, no, I like I said, there's one of his better roles. Yeah, well, yes, I, I wouldn't be able to agree with that. So there's one moment with him with a little girl where she won't eat her breakfast, or he won't eat his breakfast. I don't remember which one it is. But he goes over to his bed and he's just sitting there and the little girl, she takes her little tray of her little dish or bowl of food and walks over to him and starts feeding him from her bowl. And I thought okay, well, you know, he can emote. He can? Definitely. There's something there. There's something there could have been tapped into. That wasn't I don't really know where I'm going with that. It's hard for me to talk about the acting because No, it's not. It's the polar opposite of what you're looking for in a movie. It's not what you want to see. I understand that I get that. I'm fine with it. I like it. I think for me, it's a what's the rol? And B does the actor know the movie that they're in? So with Akshay in this film, he's good. where his sidekick character. I mean, he's like, so many lackey characters and bollywood movies are just 100%. Silly. I don't want to say he doesn't work. He's fine. He just doesn't do anything that's really groundbreaking. It's like I would say just below acceptable. Like, it's not terrible. But I also wouldn't say I would really remember it. And that character gets lost in the second half of the movie. And that was totally fine. We didn't need him anymore. Yeah, he didn't do anything. He didn't contribute to the plot. I think he almost gets beaten up by some cities center thugs in the end, and then the tables get turned on them when rowdy rat horror shows up. And they all pull their shirts off and they're begging rowdy red Hoare to just to punish them with with sticks. And so he lets his lackey do it. And then I keep forgetting the slashes those events. And then Rowdy Rathore says don't angry me. That's the best quote of the movie. Oh my gosh, yeah, that was that was my favorite moment. That was my favorite moment in the whole movie. Is this guy saying don't agree. Yeah. So good. It's so whatever he tries. Boss is like, he goes up to Popeye. He's like, Don't Jang greenbay It's great. One thing that I really love in Hindi language films, and I think we kind of see this differently where you're kind of be like, Oh, I'm making fun of it, or I kind of I embrace and just and I enjoy it when they just mess it up a little bit because there's always like, an English phrase that's just thrown in there, but it's always a little bit off and you just go okay, I didn't see that coming. I think it's great. So I enjoy the don't angry me definitely one of the most memorable things of the film I'm going to need I'm going to need someone on set that day maybe the script supervisor to reach out to me and confirm that they were aware of what they were doing because I'm pretty dubious of the fact that they might have been i don't think i think that was a legitimate mistake. Now it's not because you have to understand they speak English to they know actually knew knows English. These people know English, so it's not like it's unintentional. It's not like not being aware. Trust me. They do. I don't know. I look snares, if you can, if you can find them, find that script supervisor Hindi speaking listeners, if you can write in to our email, I'm kind of just curious about kind of this thing. Again, what we're talking about and Hindi language movies where there are English phrases that are kind of misused or the wording is a little bit off. I'm just curious why. And that particularly is if it has something to do with and this is because I don't really know Hindi. Maybe how sentences are formed. And because of that, the direct translation of English doesn't necessarily work in that formation, but kind of just walked in all seriousness. Yeah, I'd like to know that too. I would love to know I because I like it. we ever get anything wrong, particularly me because I know y'all don't give a single fuck I love Hindi language movies. I really do there if I know they're not a genre for sure. They have so much diversity in the stories they tell. But they're always a go to for me for if I want to be picked up Ivana enjoy something. And I just I love even in their cheesiness and their goofiness. I just always get a kick of and a thrill out of how you know from the action to the melodrama to the romance like not in this movie, in particular with the romance but when it's actually Well done, like it hits me with all the fields and it's something that American films so rarely do for me. It's an I this is very small little tangent, but I remember before I started getting into Hindi films, particularly with action, I was getting increasingly frustrated with American films I'm like they all take the action will far too seriously, they all shoot the action so poorly. They all edit the action just in a way that just frustrates the shit out of me. And then as soon as I started watching so the first one that I really got into was Singh Homme, which essentially is that Vic round raw tour flashback, but the whole whole movie, as soon as I saw that film, I'm like, holy shit, this is ridiculous, but exactly exactly what I want to see in a movie and the kind of movies I want to make. So point is, if you ever want to email me about it, feel free. Yeah. And the rent. Okay, cool. So anyways, as we said, Sanok she, she's terrible. Well, her character is terrible. Her performance isn't that great, but that's not her fault. The SAR as Bob ci, he's a sniveling villain. I mean, he's effective in that regard. But I don't know what else to say. He's really he's, you know, kind of a character really exaggerated. I don't really know. He never really intimidates me. He I never found him intimidating for a single second. Not that your villain necessarily has to be but I appreciate a challenging antagonist. At the end of the day. I think if you're going to have any sort of protagonist antagonist relationship in a story, there has to be some give and take there has to be a transition between power and subservience. I guess, not really wording it correctly. But this is all to say that there has to be an ebb and flow and that didn't didn't really feel like there was any ebb and flow and in this movie, I don't think he was straight up awful antagonist. I also didn't think he was I'm not saying no, no, I didn't say you were I'm just saying he was effective in the sense of not that he provided good opposition but effective in the sense of we hated him he did things that were just so despicable that you just really were on Shiva has and Vikram side in the sense of wanting not to kill him, but to just you know, essentially say the village in, you know, and his essentially Reign of Terror on them. So I think he was effective in that regard, just not in the fact of like being strong opposition to the characters. last things I want to talk about real quick, and these will both be brief. So kind of I have a new section craft, which kind of lumps directing, getting some typography on one, like I said, before, Director Prabhu Deva, I really love a lot of the shit he did then always work, but it's so wild and ridiculous at times. I mean, one of the things I really love when Shiva and his buddy steal stuff every time they cleverly the and this is like a filmmaking technique the director cleverly does is like we flash we see the gold or wherever they're going to steal. And then we do either a jump cut and the scene or a jump cut to something else. And that thing is gone. Logistically, it doesn't make any sense. It's very Looney Tunes, cartoony, very silly, but it's really out there and it's really engaging. It's really different and fun and exciting. There's also time where when they see that chest from earlier that the little girl is in that we're talking about, they both have their glasses on and they turn to it they look. And then in their glasses, we see kind of like that jackpot lotto kind of like dollar sign. Yeah, doll. Yeah, dollar signs kind of like the lottery machine like flashing in front of them like scrolling down, you've never seen something like that before. I'm not trying to say all because I've never seen it before. It makes it brilliant. That's obviously not true. But it's something that conveys the message without telling us it conveys it visually in a way that's very interesting, very different and very engaging, and fits within the tone and the silliness that the movie is doing. I really appreciate that I really enjoyed it, it really engaged me all those techniques that he did, they hit it all of them, I can appreciate it. And I can appreciate that they didn't really repeat a beat that they kind of once they, you know, taken one thing out of their sack, they did not remote it back in, they kind of toss it aside and went back in digging for more. The thing that I think you probably have to speak a lot about when you're discussing Bollywood cinema. From what I've gathered from the few films I've seen is editing, editing plays kind of a huge roll, because they sure do get a lot of coverage from what it looks like or they don't get enough. And there are a lot of lot of cuts that sometimes seem just incredibly jumpy. But for the most part, this movie, when we weren't seeing a musical number, it's editing kind of reminded me a lot of like Tim and Eric editing I mentioned Tim and Eric earlier, it reminded me of it, but not in a good way. I felt like it sacrificed its pacing or any sort of consistent pacing anyways, for the sake of visual gags, or unique transitions. Like at one point, in the first maybe 15 minutes, there's this transition where the camera pans over to a to an alley or something. And there's like a trash can and some other diptrace on the other side of the frame. And those two items like blow up into the screen and become distorted. And by the time they reform shapes. It's like they're just cutting to another scene. And I asked myself, what was the point of this? What What did this actually achieve? Other than beings something that the editor felt like they were going to try out in their free time and the director was just like a hell, why not keep it in? I enjoy that though. It's something different. It's something new. It's keeping them watching. Yeah, but no, they don't repeat any gimmicks or any editing beats. I don't know if you know, I mean, they do. They don't. But they do like what I was talking about earlier with how they steal things every time they steal something that's repeated. And then they actually make fun of that. So when they steal the chest, we also do like the the like snap their fingers, and then we jump cut to them at their kind of like hangout place. But they don't have that chest and I'm like, Oh crap, we forgot. How do we like Oh, crap, we forgot it. Who's gonna carry this, and they have to snap cut back to it, and then snap back to the place with the chest. Logistically, it doesn't make any sense like this. Again, this is why, but it's poking fun at the trope that they're doing earlier. It's a smattering. And the way I describe it, just throwing everything at the wall and seeing what sticks. Probably the best way to describe this movie, I don't disagree. I personally don't feel like I feel like not a lot of sticks. It's thrown at the wall. Nothing really mixes into place you can, you can always tell what different elements from different genres or different techniques are distinct from one another. And they kind of all just peel off and fall into a pile of rubble at the base of the wall. That's what this this just feels it's like a Gollum off free of different income, not incompatible genres, but genres that were not interwoven, as well as they could have been. As far as craft goes, You know what movie got finished, got released, probably made some people some money. Yeah, that's an accomplishment in its own right. All right. So last, the main thing we're going to talk about is the music because this is a Bollywood film. And the musical numbers are essential. They are they are vital. They are you know, it's just such a big piece of the tapestry of Rowdy Rathore. So we got a lot of great songs in this film I got and again, I apologize if I pronounce any of these wrong. The Dong Dong Dong Chen tatata chinda dong, dong, dong, dong, dong. Yeah, and as Ray proton pourrais. I'm sure I butchered all three of those, those three songs, the songs in general are three of my go to ones I listen to. I adore them. There are so much fun, but also the dance numbers themselves, I think are really, really fun and great. Maybe not I read a crush on dancing, not Akshay is not on that caliber. But I think for what they're working with, they have some pretty strong choreography, they have really good editing within it. And one of the things I really love about Bollywood in general, and this film does a pretty good job at it is they managed to time everything really well within these musical numbers. So you got timing with choreography, but you also got that relating to the shots themselves, how the cameras moving within the space, and also the editing. So all these elements are synced together to simultaneously flow and work within the beats of the song in a way that I just find so brilliant and so fun and engaging to watch and I would say that for all three of the songs, they do have their pros and cons. I don't want to get into the nitty gritty of all of them. But needless to say, I really love those three in particular the other main two are good. They're just not as strong. Yeah, Jani. Anything you want to say? I skipped every single song This time you skipped it. Use every single one. Oh, my God. I know why. Where? Where? Kabhi Khushi kabhie. God actually cared about his characters. This movie did not at least what you skip song if you're not gonna respect a character. And he respects that's the basis to your music. Oh my god. That's what the fuck is wrong with you? What the fuck? Hey, hey, hey, I just want to let you know the runtimes like 216 I finished this movie in about 150 I'm proud of that. Damn it. Oh my god. It can't just fucking skip through scenes. What am I I speed watched it I speed one. fuckin skip whatever you give me Cold War Two or whatever the fuck is next. I'm just gonna like and wife. I just was watching St. Francis. Last week. I said, Ah, this this scene right right now with the fucking leper. You know, it seems like this is going nowhere narratively, let me just buzz on right through this. I mean, what the fuck is wrong with you? You really can't compare the two because that was that movie actually cared about the people in it. This one was just it was just goofy. You know? The characters and characters didn't have it. It was just it was just fancy editing. The opening song with with Shiva was like, Okay, I'm not gonna dancing around with a bunch of people that aren't even a bunch of people who aren't even going to be in this movie. It doesn't even care about what's going on. It's totally separate from the plot. Why does it matter this time? At least? At least? k g, at least kkk g interwove. The two it's like at least went to a fucking concert. And then the dancer You know, this is what it's like. This is the equivalent if you're watching the Super Bowl and up on the if you're watching the Super Bowl and you skip through the halftime show. Yeah, you can technically do it. The halftime show has nothing to do with the actual game. But you know why? It's really fucking it's not the halftime shows. Nobody cares about the halftime show. It's the commercials It's like watching the Superbowl and Buting the commercials and me that's when using a commercial that cop make that comparison. I watch the Superbowl for the commercials. I don't give a single fuck about the game. That's what I'm saying. There's the game which takes up the majority of the runtime or it well, you know you can make I haven't seen the numbers. Maybe it actually doesn't. But then you have the commercials the majority of people are coming for the game. The commercials are kind of just the cherry on top. I think that's essentially what the musical numbers should be in any sort of musical film now. I can't disagree. They are the commercials of the Superbowl but also the halftime show and I whatever. I think they're both in the sense of Yeah, they're not the actual Superbowl they're not the actual game. They're the scripted elements, okay, show you can take them out. And you wouldn't lose any of the story. But you know, I don't give a shit. It's like going to a concert. You're not there to be in some kind of really well thought out story. You're there to enjoy music. And I know this is a movie. You're there for the story. But when you go into a Bollywood movie, when you go into a Hindi language movie like this, you know what you're going there for, and that's what you get, and I enjoy it. The musical numbers in this one they kind of just felt to me like you Didn't even fucking watch. Hold on. Let me finish my bit. Let me finish my joke and then cut. That's how fat your joke was the musical numbers in this one, they are kind of equivalent to me. The musical numbers on this one, there are quite a few I was delivering it just fine when you fuck you, you piece of shit. I'm glad I got off track, you know, I'm done. I'm not even gonna finish the joke. Let's just go to you tonight. So great. Anyway, anyways, let's get into that final rating. Final thoughts. And you know, I just want to say before you express your final thoughts, I'm not going to express mine because I feel like I adequately explain why I like the movie and everything. But I'll say exactly. You like how you excessively explained. As you explain your final thoughts, I want you to know, I'm going to listen to them like you listen to the musical dance numbers in this film, where I'm just gonna tune you out. So go at it, but I did tune them out. I skipped right over them. Unfortunately, I can't get right. Real Time. Trust me. I wish I could just skip right over anything you say. But you know, you know, as you say, as you've said that you believe you adequately expressed your feelings toward this film earlier on. I think I've done the same No, what's your read? I just I'll just end it. I'll end it with this. You know, for all the issues I had with it. Watching this one. I felt myself desperately pining to watch Kabhi Khushi Kabhi gone over this one again. Given the two i would i would fly and cleave to that movie. Over rowdy red Hor this one I give it somewhere between a 5.0 and a 5.5. Okay, oh probably let's just go with a 5.2 cool cool out of 10 if I can do decimal points God that whatever Yani whatever I was honestly expecting a lower rating so I'm glad I don't know what you liked about it. But I'm glad you found enough to give it a five it's you know, new sheriff in town new sheriff in town flashback almost had me Okay, you lost me. It's better than bad boys, which had me none of the time Not a single moment was I actually enjoying bad boys? Maybe go back and listen to the previous that episode that second episode somebody will find a moment where I might have expressed some sort of interest or indifference. I don't I don't Yeah. Oh, you like you got to throw down that was about the only comp not not No, I thought she's attractive. She was a beautiful woman is a beautiful woman. Yeah, it probably in her prime. Not just there's a difference. Okay, you know, I'm glad. I'm glad because it's not just it's not just a physical thing it permeates into your very core. But what are you saying that is the core of her character as beautiful because at the core of tea Leoni the person, the person maybe give it if she made the choice to accept the offer to be in that movie, so I don't know. I might be missing the mark. As far as judgment goes on her. I think you're sitting with your deck. But you know, speaking of decks, what's next week's Movie? Jani? What's next week's Movie watching rowdy retours half hearted attempts to present some sort of father daughter relationship between Shiva and that little girl whose name I will never remember. chichi? I have no fucking idea. I gave up on it. Whatever it is watching my movie. I didn't really say it. But I liked her. No, she was she was she was probably one of the better parts of the movie. I wish it had been more the relationship had been more about them. By the way, listeners, I just want to point out right now, we recorded this episode on Father's Day, which I think is really appropriate for the themes of this film, which is about fathers. Yeah, you know what it is it kind of is about fathers to a degree and then forgetting your children. Yeah, and forgetting your children. Not going to say it was an honest attempt to explore the dynamics of that relationship. But our next week's choice is going to be see watching this and realizing how under realized that relationship was I decided, I want to see something that actually examines both ends of the parent child relationship, and the idea the concept of unconditional love, and what it means for a child to feel it towards their parent and for a parent to feel it towards a child. So we're going to watch one that my dad made me and my siblings watch when I was about nine. It's a A Russian film off from tooth out. It's a Russian film from 2003 in Russian, it's those of man I'm so horrible at pronouncing this Bose rush is that Russian like the third language you're learning right now? Those rush rush like you're learning you're learning Greek don't get me off here, Bo's brush. He should be shouldn't be. You know what, I don't know how to pronounce it. I tried for the last 15 seconds to attempt this question where I just cut out like two minutes of Eonni trying to pronounce us and just failing miserably. See, I just have the confidence of a white guy who I want to say something, guys, I know I'm wrong, but I'm not getting any better. Anyways, what is it Andre says Viagra and it's iv significative. What's the English what we're gonna watch on? Hold on? We're gonna watch we're gonna watch Andres, if Niantic saves 2003 film that return that's that's what we're watching. Okay, I'll have to give you a link to it. Your won't be easy to find. But you can get it for free on Amazon through a free trial subscription to I think movie is what it's called am UBI moral hazard criterion now. God, this isn't criteria. Yeah, it's not a criterion film. For some reason. It's really good. It's from the same guy who did Leviathan a few years ago. Also listeners among others. I keep forgetting to point this out. But Jani champions at the Criterion Collection, I don't want to knock the Criterion Collection too much. Because I actually do have a single Criterion Collection film. I have one Criterion Collection movie on DVD Jani, I guess came in Can you guess what it is? It's I own this film. And I'm very proud that they added this in the last year. I'm not going to guess the name of the film because I have no idea what it is. But I'm going to make the informed guess that it is something with Jackie Chan and well, Jani I have actually an arm's reach. So I'm going to pull it out. And then you can tell the listeners what is the rock of the rock on DVD Criterion Collection. I will never buy another Criterion Collection movie. I just want you all know that. It begins and ends there. Uh huh. Yeah, that's it. That's my film taste. That's all I need. Okay, cool. Well, boy, well,

15am on a Monday morning, I'm tired. Yeah, my prostate is swollen and I've slept a grand total of 15 hours in the last four days. So I'm going to try and hit the Hey, well, Sean, thank you for joining me. Oh, fuck yourself. I just thank you and you told me to go fuck myself. I said thank you for being part of this. But you can't take the Thank you. You can't take the praise you got to be a jackass. So now listen, I just flipped me off right now. So Yani Fuck you. Go fuck yourself. Go die in a ditch and he just walked. He literally just walked off. Like he flipped me off and walked off. I was gonna have a heartfelt conversation about something with him. But you know, he didn't want that. So I'm just gonna I'm gonna say fuck you repeatedly. Johnny. Fuck you. Go fuck yourself. Fuck off. Good God. Are you still here? Go Leave. Leave me alone. Like if you don't vote. I don't belong to you anymore. It's Ferris Bueller. Bucky.