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A Very Merry Netflix Christmas: Christmas Inheritance

A Very Merry Netflix Christmas: Christmas Inheritance

Join Olivia and Sean on Day 2 as they struggle to watch "Christmas Inheritance". Some romantic love interests are charming. Some are serial killers. Jake in this movie.....is definitely the latter.


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I got that. Got it. Oh yeah, that's just how Shawn I spend time literally every time we're on the phone. I'm drinking sparkling water, because he always calls me around the time that I'm eating dinner and I'm just burped in his face a lot. I mean, yeah, really burping my face not like we're in the same room together. Olivia. I come from a long line of pastry chefs. And these truly are the most delicious cookies I've ever tasted. I do not remember that wine but Hello, welcome. It's a very Merry Netflix the TV what a very Merry Netflix Christmas. A very merry I do not even know the title of our podcast. Olivia. God, you're the one who came up with it. It's been a long day. You had your cheese foot issue. I got air pods. God we we need the air that and podcast? No, we can keep it to ourselves. Um, I'll put the picture on Instagram. No, no. God, I said so without getting too much into it. My foot is infected and it looks awful. And I told her it looks like a pizza. Now, as you can imagine, it's not great luck. And, you know, Olivia's curiosity got the better of her. I know. She kept asking me and asked me So what does this look like? So I sent her a picture and as Olivia does, when I send Olivia picture, she just she just mocks me for instant regret. I knew before you did, I was gonna regret it. But you know, you were you were trying to threaten me with the picture and I was like, I actually want to see it. Like grow stuff. Bring it like crazy with the grossest thing I've ever seen. I used to watch Dr. pimple popper for fun, you know, like watch her popping zits and pimples. One time a co worker and I watched it 15 minutes cyst drainage together. It was incredible. Well, Olivia, speaking of disgusting things to watch, what did we watch this week? This week? Not this week today. What do we watch today? Yeah, doing one of these a day my day. Oh, yeah. Today, what do we watch today? Today? We watched the terrible movie a Christmas inheritance. Whatever the fuck is so bad. I just want to say real quick. I feel like this movie really should have been called Christmas incognito. Just because it's incognito. Because before we get into like the plot and everything they use the word incognito so often throughout this movie and you just kind of go You don't know any synonyms Do you guys not have with the source on hand? What's going on? Anyways? The movie title Christmas incognito makes me think it's like Santa Claus on a secret mission or like maybe the Santa Claus movies that could be Christmas incognito or like Santa incognito. Does anything besides this? Yeah, this movie. So here's the thing I love terrible made for TV Christmas movies. Like, I love the time traveling night movie The Night Before Christmas. I love a Christmas in Boston, which I forced one of my friends to watch. He got so mad. He kept yelling at the TV and stormed off in a Christmas induced range. Okay, so I like these terrible movies. So if I say Christmas movie is bad, you know, what is the absolute Pitts like it is garbage. I hated it. I didn't want to watch it. But I forced myself I because I saw Christmas prints first. And I was like, oh my god like Christmas inheritance. That's got to be good to know. Wrong. Olivia, tell us what is Christmas inheritance about. So there's this girl from the big city, which is one of our Christmas cliches we'll get to those later. There's a girl from the big city who doesn't really understand the meaning of Christmas. And her dad owns a major company but it started off small. So her dad said that for Christmas. She had to deliver the Christmas letter. So her dad and her the dad and the business partner. They trade a letter in person on Christmas every year. So he gives his daughter the letter and he's like, I want you to deliver this in person. But you only have $100 like I did, and you have to go spend a few days in this town. Can I make it Note real quick. Absolutely. So, first of all, just the most, whatever kind of plot, like, Who cares? Why would anyone care about delivering letters? That's number one. But more importantly, with the giving her $100 to essentially live off of, for, I don't know, a day, two days. Sorry, I bet that Bert, do it. Do it. Do it. Do it, do it. Man, I can burp better than that. I'm not intentionally trying to do it, Olivia. Anyways, first of all, $100 you started your business, what? 2030 years ago, you're not going to adjust for inflation. Right? Second of all, when he gives her the $100 he just straight up puts $100 bill in an envelope, and then passes it off to her. What a waste of an arm. Hello. It's a real sketchy and just weird like, Why do you do need to put it again? Just hand her the money? And finally, why $100 bill? No, I understand. You know for the movie. It looks cleaner. But logistically, everyone watching? Exactly. ever say we can't cash 100 I mean, it's just logic right here. Come on, guys. What are you doing? And so she has to go deliver the Christmas letter, but some more information about our girl from the big city who I literally don't remember her name was like on firing. Was it Ellen? It might have been? It's the name of somebody I know. Fuck. Watch girls. Let's just call her Whelan. It's Alan. It is Ellen. Her name is Ellen. So Ellen has a fiance. And we're not supposed to like the fiance because the fiance is bad because the fiance is materialistic and doesn't understand the true meaning of Christmas. And he has some of the best worst quotes. He says, one of his first lines when he's closing a deal on his cell phone when his white light one of his slowest lines one. And one of his first lines. He says a great bit where he's closing a deal on his phone while ignoring somebody else. And he says yes, that's how we close that. And I think I actually I think I gave him a better performance right now than what he did. That was and you know, that reminds me of one of my least favorite movies. Glengarry Glen Ross. Oh, fuck you, Olivia. That's a great movie. It's not a great movie. So, because you're not a closer you're not a winner. That's why. You know what, it's because I am not a straight white man. That's why I don't like the movie Glengarry Glen Ross. Damn. Why I'm a straight white man. I think that's why you like Glengarry Glen Ross? I guarantee it. Hmm. Okay. So Ellen has the letter has $100 bill goes to the town. And she, again, doesn't know what she's doing. And she runs into our romantic laid, man, dude, how does she run into him, Shawn? Oh, this is a Christmas cliche, by a vehicle. Exactly. There's a vehicle involved, because her luggage gets kicked into the street. And Jake, who is the guy is a poor driver and says, You know, I know something just went out into the street. I'm just gonna go full throttle ahead and ran right into it. So that's what he does. And then he stops. gets out. He's like, Whoa, lady, what are you doing throwing your luggage in the street like that. And she's like, I have my luggage, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, they meet he takes you to the end, she gets her house. She gets her housing there, I want to say so he's established at first as the taxi driver, even though this is the only the one and only instance of that he never does it again. Because then he becomes the hotel manager. But anyways, in this one instance, he says, hop in, trust me, I'm your best option right now. And he's saying that because she's like, Oh, I can just call an Uber. I can call Lyft instead of, you know, using you to get to the hotel. And I'm like, This guy has total serial killer vibes right now. Such serial killer vibes. Could he say hoppin, trust me, I go, don't do that. People are gonna find your body parts within your luggage. You just given him the case right now. What do you do and don't do it. And then also later on the movie, just like some of the looks that Jake gives. Elon is just like creepy, serial killer, super serial killer the way he did his hair. He was not charming. He was very wooden and made me very uncomfortable. And like I didn't want them to get together because he's a total dick. I mean, Here's the thing I don't even think it says sort of the writing. It's just he was so poorly Miss cast that you just go like, okay, there's a couple things I want to say about him going along with the woodenness that you were saying there's one scene later on in the movie, where she kind of I am blanking exactly, but essentially, he is helping with a stage or something. And he talks to the other people. He's like, oh, chatting and chatting, making jokes. And I'm like, Oh, is this the bit where he's supposed to be personable and funny and nice, cuz that's not why I'm reading. It's like an alien trying to fake it. That's what I follow humans. I am here to learn about the spirit of Christmas. Knock knock. Who's there? Knock, knock. That's That's him. That's his joke. Oh, okay. He doesn't he doesn't know how to joke. Like me. I also don't know how to joke. I mean, sometimes. Yeah. So she's staying in the town. She's learning the spirit of Christmas. We've got Christmas baking. And we've also got a kind of well known star in this movie. Yes. A movie I watched for the first time this year, it's the lady from Groundhog Day. She's in this movie. And for weddings in a funeral. This movie is basically the net actors fell into when they couldn't get other roles. So it's just like, man, I can't have a role with Bill Murray or Hugh Grant anymore. So I guess I'll do this Christmas movie. And same with serial killer bro. Because the year before he did a another Christmas movie, and his love interest was Olivia Wilde. And I went, that's wild. Real World fall will fall like, I haven't seen that movie. But the Fun fact, you know, thanks for that last layer. So love Yeah, that's wild. Okay, so she's laying the spirit of Christmas. She's really enjoying her time and like, she can't find the guy who she's supposed to give the letter to. And she also can't tell anybody in this town who she really is like, she can't tell him that she's an heiress. And so I'm incognito and Christmas and cognito and so there there's a homeless man and she like doesn't want to give the homeless man money because she says it's not actually helping the homeless since we're not encouraging them to earn their own money. Excuse me what Okay, okay, she's like that's my fiance said so just another clue that we're not supposed to like the fiance. And then there ends up being this like, major storm and so they're trying to get all these people into like the hotel and then she goes out on the storm and she brings a homeless guy and it's like, oh my god, she's like, learned her lesson, I guess. But also the same night that they have this. I know, this terrible storm when the worst so deadly. Tomorrow outside, seriously, like it is supposed to be one of the like, the worst storm in 10 years. After they bring everybody inside the hotel. Jake and Alan going to fucking walk in. It's like it's nothing. People are outside. There is no snow people are driving and it was like, did we just what? Yeah, it was not. like are you kidding me? Was it not serious in the beginning? Didn't like just clear up and two hours? I mean, what's going on here? snow falls, are they in the eye of the storm? I was like, so confused. I was like, I thought this was the worst storm ever. Why are people on the street like they had? She had to give up her room to a family of three. And like, yeah, it didn't make any sense. She had to give up her room for a family of three a mom, a baby and a little girl. And first of all, they're like, oh, like they made it an option. Like oh, you don't have to Oh, I'm like, you're a real jerk if you don't fucking do that. Like there's a difference between like being nice and generous and just being like an asshole. And you'd be a real asshole if you said oh, you know, Mom, baby little girl fuck off also with that, but they go up to the room and this this room has a couch and they're like, Oh, we can just sleep on the couch. Really? Your three people going to sleep on a couch? I don't think so. So this one girl who's ruinous can sleep on this big ass bed? I don't think so. And again, if you didn't give it up, you're just a real piece of shit. Yeah. So we have the worst storm ever but it's not actually the worst storm ever because like, you know, there's walking around like it's nothing our two leads are becoming more entwined and we figure out that Jake, he's got Hard exterior because he's got some trauma. Like whenever the song Silent night comes on, like an out of body experience. He's like Silent Night. I can't fucking stand his song got damaged Silent Night. That that that's him That's him whenever that turns out he literally he went up to the jukebox and started like punching it. He abuse that jukebox. He smashed the pits and, and we find out that his trauma comes from the fact that he did he married a big city girl to wear them to the Bay Area. I thought they were just dating. No, they got married. I'm pretty sure they got married. This movie's forgettable. So I'm sure you're right. He was either engaged or married to a big city girl. And they were married for a year and they went out to dinner and it was around Christmas time. And at dinner, she told him that she was having an affair and moved on to someone else. And then the song Silent Night started to play after that. And so now he can't hear the song Silent night without having a total freak out. Do you think if some carolers were seeing Silent night, he'd have a similar reaction to the jukebox? Oh, sorry. just punch someone out. Yeah. Knock him to the ground. Stop with that fucking song. God dammit. Play some jingle bell rock or something. And so at this point, I just started flipping off the TV anytime his face would come up with just be like, fuck you like you're dumb stop. And so, you know, she can't Ellen can't deliver the letter. And she's supposed to go to Hawaii with her boyfriend. And then her boyfriend is like, or her fiance is like, Fuck this. I'm coming down. So then the fiance comes in which, you know, jazz things up a little bit. And then he doesn't like who Ellen is becoming because she's not the same anymore, even though it's been like three days. And then Jake and Ellen's fiance are at the bar together. And the fiance lets it slip. Let lets Jake know who Elon really is accidentally, and then Jay just like fuckin breaks out because we know about his trauma with big city girls. Yeah. Also, I don't know. Did you want to wait for the tropes? Are we going to say them? Yeah. Should we just jump into it? No, no, no, no, no, because you're still talking about the plot. But basically, Jake finds out that she's a big city girl. She kind of leaves the town and then realizes that she can't leave the town. So she goes back to the town. She ends her engagement with J with a fiance Santa Clauses there. It's the dude who asked to receive the letter. It's over any news. As soon as you see him, you're like, that's Zeke. The guy you're here for the whole time. It's so obvious. Tom is. So yeah. And then it's over. And I was just like, thank God, this movie's over. So we had 12 Christmas cliches, huh? Sir. First one spoiled rich girl goes to small town because she needs to learn the true spirit of Christmas. That's one of my favorite Christmas tropes like Christmas cookies is the same thing. And you think this movie's gonna be Christmas cookies, but it's not. It's terrible. next row, it's it's Christmas ship. next trip dead relative. And then I have the note do any of these women have moms because in a Christmas prints and Christmas inheritance, and the night before Christmas, they don't have moms. It's they're trying to be like Disney, you know, like their moms are dead. So that's something we have to look out for. We have a meet cute involving a vehicle like we've described and that happens in several of these movies. We've got a shitty materialistic partner who doesn't like Christmas traditions. We also have a small shitty negging mansplaining small town love interest that happens quite frequently. We have a known star as a side character, the lady from Groundhog Day. It's I have it I wrote it down. It's something we dabble. I don't know if you want to like join in on chime in on any of these. The one I wanted to add was I don't know if you have this, but it's the same trope as Christmas print blonde girl who lies about her identity. And then and then the guy finds it out and just is like, oh you wire How dare you. I did not have that on my list. So way to go. I'm catching them. I'm finding those cliches bam bam. We've got small town is better than the big city. We've got a credit Smith's baking montage. Can I talk about the Christmas baking real quick? Oh, absolutely. Okay, so at some point, so there's a line and I wrote it down. Yes, I have three, page three, I have three front and back pages of notes. So this guy says, this random guy who we've never seen before, and it just never made again, he's an extra. He gets, she gives him one of her cookies. He takes a bite and says, I come from a long line of pastry chefs. And these truly are the most delicious cookies I've ever tasted. Now put some context is, this girl literally did not know how to crack an egg a day before. She didn't know what it meant to separate an egg. She was told to separate eggs. So she takes her eggs and puts them in two different bowls like the whole egg. Yeah, so it's just like, you're saying that either she got so good and a day or that your parents were such a shitty pastry chefs that literally the bare minimum is better, or you just don't have a taste for it? I don't know. It says it's not even just as parents is a long line of pastry chef. So it's got to be at least great grandparents. Great, great grandparents. Yeah. You know, Say what you will about grandma's recipe, you know? Um, yeah, a cliche. Yeah. Oh, growing up is not even a cliche, but something I was just thinking about going off of that. So near the end of the movie, she goes around collecting donations for the raffle later on, or whatever. And she drives around, she takes a car and drives around and I'm just thinking to myself, there's literally no way she knows how to drive a car. I mean, you are a big city, New Yorker girl in the top 1%. You're rich, and what world are you driving around New York City? And the answer's no world you're not doing so how do you know how to drive? who trusted her with a car to drive. It's weird. Yeah, so we've got the Christmas baking. Oh, classic trope small town man has bad past with a big city girl tough. They fall in love within a few days. Like, literally, she forgot about her fiance. And I know. Like she she's in this magical Christmas Town for two or three days and almost like has an affair because she nearly forgets about her fiance. She forgets about her fiance. And he forgets that she told him that she had a fiance. So it's like that are both parts. And you know, it's just this thing about like, it's the idea of like Christmas magic. But sometimes Christmas magic is like sinister, okay, because like, you're just put in this small town Christmas bubble. And like you just forget everything about your previous life. And like she didn't want to go to Hawaii, like her fiance would call and be like, Oh my God. That's right. She had a fiance and she's like, Oh my god, we're supposed to go to Hawaii. But I don't want to go to Hawaii. I need to deliver this letter. It's Christmas magic of Christmas. spirit of Christmas. Which the spirit of Christmas terrible made for TV Christmas movie. A lady literally falls in love with a ghost and has to solve his murder. What sounds like ghost. You know? God, I hated that one. Okay, we only got a few more. So got homemade is better than bought. And then like also got out? Yeah, I was gonna say just like that. Apple computer that gets donated. Oh my god. And we've also got covers of Christmas songs, but their covers you've never fucking heard of like they're just terrible renditions that you've never heard in your entire life. And one last one that I'd like to add that I forgot to put on my list was you learn about the spirit of Christmas. It's not to be materialistic. But it's also be materialistic at the same time. You know, very wise words. Olivia from a very wise movie. I don't know if you can tell. I'm like really grasping at straws. I hated this movie. I don't want to talk about this movie. It's terrible. I just literally kept texting you like this movie sucks. I kept flipping off the TV because somehow that made me I was like protesting the movie and that dude's face just like he like Jake is not okay. If he hears a song Silent night and he goes into a rage. He's ready to break his aunt's jukebox. He's ready to punch out some carolers that man is not okay. That man cannot be going to a relationship. A pa obviously has men she's he hasn't worked through yet. And like, what, what are they going to do? Like if they get together? What are they going to do after Christmas? Because I think once New Year's rolls around, she's gonna be like, Oh shit. What the fuck have I done with my life? Yeah, I'm stuck in this little town and this man needs hell. Also, it's revealed, like, what, two thirds through the movie that he's an artist, and that he should pursue his artistic? Whatever he want his artistic feelings needs whatever it is. I honestly forgot that he was an artist. Because it's so forgettable I only remembered because it's in my notes. And because it's in my notes, because it's so fucking stupid. Because you're right. It's barely in the thing. And even then, it's like a Elon sees the sketches he draws. And she's like, Oh, these are really good. Have you thought about selling these or turning this into a business? And I'm like, first of all, your sketches are not that good. They just they're very mediocre. I mean, I have seen so many other struggling artists was so much better work. So buddy, you got to stop. Nobody cares. You know, that's another cliche. And then second of all, of course, the millionaire is gonna say, Oh, you can make some money out of this. Oh, I think that you can do something with this, where in reality, I'm sorry to tell you but with your shitty ass Strong's. Even if you're like a great fucking artist, it's still a struggle. So for her to be like, Oh, you should try and make some money out of this in a small town. I mean, it's just like she is so out of touch with just making money and just understanding but also is couldn't she have heard that as she's becoming the CEO at this card company. hire him to be an artist on the cards. That's how you do it make sense? Yeah, that's how you do it. But they didn't think about that. They didn't. They didn't think this one through. They, they didn't really think this whole maybe through because they're like, Oh my god, we've got the worst storm ever. We got to get these people in the hotel. Okay, now we're gonna go out, we're gonna walk to the cafe and get some tea together. It just didn't make any sense. We also need to add a Christmas cliche here. And that's the fact that our leading man has some sort of secret or hidden talent. Like with Prince, Prince Richard, his secret talent was playing the piano with Jake. It's being an artist, I think is also murdering snow men. It's true. No, God, I have so many fucking notes on this thing. I don't know what else we could talk about, though. I'm so done. Andie McDowell. That's her name. Andy mcdow. You know, I did not want to Groundhog Day until this year, because there's a two week period. Why it's? Yeah. There's a two week period in the quarantine. I was like every day I'm gonna watch movie I've never seen before. So that's how I watched like Silence of the Lambs Escape from New York with your boy Kurt Russell. That's how I watch Groundhog Day man escape all good movies or not not watch the Minority Report. Yeah, there's Minority Report. Another note. So we established earlier that there's a horrendous snowstorm that clears up in like two hours. Now, in the height of the snow storm. The little girl that we talked about earlier says Oh, no, I forgot Douglas. The dog was a stuffed animal. I think that Allen should have in her generosity in her kind spirit risked her life to get Douglas the dog the stuffed animal back for this little girl. And maybe the movie could have ended a little bit sooner. If you can see, the real message of this movie is you know why care about your old things. And you can get a new thing here. There's a new stuff, bear love this. Instead, Douglas the dog is dead. He's never coming back. You need to accept that. He's gone. He's moved on. Oh, fuck. This is another thing. So we were saying when they almost kiss in trouble with the fiance and everything, right? That's an issue. But then what we left out was that cliche that Olivia brought up earlier with a dead mom. So Alan gives a little speech about how she misses her mom and everything. And that's the moment that Jake decides, you know what? I should kiss her. And then when she's like, Oh, that's a bad idea. He literally says awkwardly sorry. You were just talking about your mom and thinking that's the right moment to say no. And I added in parentheses. So let me read the full quote. Sorry, you were just talking about your mom and how she died. I just felt like it was a great it was a great moment to kiss A creepy stranger because I'm the creepy stranger. I'm a serial killer. Hey, was Hey, what's up? Me on so let's fucking make out by these ice sculptures that I'm in. Also computer shop guy, like I said she goes around asking for donations she gets donations for pretty much everybody except this computer shop guy and he's like, there's no way I'm going to give you a donation. What uh, what do you think I'm crazy? Why would I? Why should I do this? And she's like it's the right thing to do. And then cut to her coming out with the computer. I just want to say, and no world would you say to anyone, it's the right thing to do. And they would just automatically give it away. So I'm just curious what happened between the cuts? Shawn, you're forgetting about the third character in this movie. Oh, Christmas magic. Oh, yeah, I forgot. Sorry. Christmas magic. I forgot. Yeah. Chris, it seemed like you're here is pulling the strings on all this shit. Like, that's how circle got to the present. That's how fucking What's her face? got through the security? Yeah. And that's how Ellen got her computer and magically forgot about her fiance. After three days, you know, speaking of circle, I'm glad you brought this back. Because I wanted to ask you Olivia going along with our segment. Who would who would wait, who would win in a fight circle with his sword? Or Jake with his pencil and flannel shirt. You know, I really hate Jake. So I'm going to be rooting for circle to like, just chop his head off. Like that's what I want to say. See? It's a tough choice. But I still think Jake has the edge and hear me out. It's only because he's a serial killer. That's the only reason I forgot. Okay, I know you're totally right cuz circles don't actually at night yet. So we don't know he's killed of a break. But we never. We know Jake is no, no, I have to ask is this fight happening before the night before Christmas? Or after the night before Christmas? We had to theoretically happen in the same timeline. So I guess made of each movie. Okay. So he's not quite there yet. He's not quite there yet. It can't be opposed. Yeah. No, you're so right there. So right. He would like I think Jake would convince Cole not to have a fight and to meet up somewhere and then on the way like take him into an alley just like stand on the jacket. Just throw them in a taxi. You know, bad taxi. Also Andie McDowell versus the old crone. Oh, all Cronus from night before Christmas. And she's not even that old. Like, they took like, someone in their like 20s or 30s. And like, aged her up and said talk with this weird accent. Like does this word laugh or he's like, but circle is constantly like, or is that old crone? The old corrode? I would say any McDowell because that bitch knows how to work a fucking baking sheet. When she gets in those kitchen knives. Just be like, you know? Where's the old corner be like? I have Christmas magic. That's true. That's very true. Man. It's gonna be a real slugfest by the end of this podcast. So we're gonna it's like a mortal kombat of Christmas. But so so we know that, that Richard and Jake could take down call but I think Richard is taking down Jake. Oh, for sure. Because Richard can use a gun and a bow and ride a horse. I assume that the prince is going to be able to take down most people. So that's our next question, Sally. Okay, obviously this dude's fighting circle, but like what about you know, where is he in the in the hierarchy? I mean, it's it's Richard by far number one. Then like, because there are going to be more princes and princesses. Okay. Well, we'll say but right now, fighting for dead last is chaiken circle. There is one thing I liked about this movie. Oh, my God. I single thing when Ellen read the letters, so there's narration she finally reads the letters and the box has she's supposed to give about the history of the company and the relationship between her father and Zeke, I thought was pretty sweet. I liked it. That was the only moment I liked. I say the one moment that I liked is when she's, she didn't know how to separate eggs. There's a great quote, at some point in the movie. I can't remember who said it because I didn't write and it's so forgettable, but the quote goes sometimes Do you need a break from Christmas? Oh, it goes sometimes you need a break even from Christmas. That's this movie. Oh my god. Well, that's all I got Shawn. And then remember when at the end Andie McDowell says, remember some secrets are too big a burden to keep. Unlike before I added a little bit so remember some secrets are too big a burden to keep like where I had the bodies for Jake. That was so funny. Shawn. I'm just busting a nut over here. I you can tell I'm just reading off of a list. I have so many I I'm finishing it up. But I had so many notes guys. Sean do we do I need to go through the notes? Take me out of this movie. I hate it. I hate me. Okay, okay. What's your writing? Olivia. What are you going to give this? Three out of 10? Three out of 100 breadman. Yeah, yeah. I for some reason had an image of a gingerbread man with only one limb. Three out of 10. Okay. I'll give it a four out of 10 didn't hit as much as you like it. Yeah. Wow. That was Christmas inheritance. Christmas, the heritage. If you if you guys think you want to watch this movie, don't watch something else. Watch it Chris. Watch the night before Christmas. Honestly, like, This movie is worse than the night before Christmas, right? It's really hard to say because we we were able to make fun of one night before Christmas where we had to watch this in solitude. So I feel like that's not necessarily fair. I think it is. Okay. What's your cheese? Oh, yeah. close us out, Olivia. Okay, well, thanks for listening. It's only 23 sleeps until Christmas. And yeah, tomorrow we're going to be watching a what is that El Camino Christmas which is going to be I think a pretty hard turn from what we've watched so far. Oh, yeah. There's a hostage situation everything tonight. Yeah, it's totally not what we just watched. No Prince's here, but I'm sure there will be a lace. I'm sure there will be at least a little Christmas magic. I'm hoping there's some Christmas hostage magic. Okay, well, Merry Christmas. Yeah, we'll be back tomorrow. Airy Christmas.